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Sex Toys Reviews - Independant Sex Toys Reviews from Sex Toy Testers. Testing Sex Toys for the Nation... |
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Womens Bodies Sorry if you clicked here hoping to find out all the mystical secrets to making a woman cum in seconds, I'm afraid you're out of luck. If your really disappointed now because you needed that information I suggest you check out the rate it pages and buy your poor wife/girlfriend an amazing sex toy (how does the poor woman cope with you??) This page is to help the men folk and educate them so they don't keep sticking their blumming great feet in their mouths. Most men haven't got much of an idea when it comes to women’s dress sizes. In fact as soon as the term 'dress size' comes into the conversation men get all flustered. They know what a size 10 is, but anything else and they're lost. This is probably because the average man has the idea locked into his head that size 10 is small, tiny, trim, slender; weather he thinks that is attractive or not is irrelevant - size 10 means all these things to him. Therefore any size above 10 is not any of those words. Hence when he is approached by an elegant size 12 or 14 he is shocked to hear their dress size because these women are slim and trim also. Thus his brain goes into overload, and fry’s in its confinement and looses contact with his mouth which immediately finds a connection with his feet - But you can't be size 14, you have a great figure, you look more like a size 10! You will have to forgive us fellas, if we don't feel very flattered by remarks like these. So, as part of your training I would like you to study these pictures. No we are not checking them out, although number three does have a very ample bosom. We are inspecting their shape, curves, and size, and we are dispelling what we have previously thought sizes 12 through to 20 to be.
Womens Breasts
Final Stage of Training This is it. You are almost there. You have been shown the female body and its shapes, sizes and curves. Now judgement day is here, it's crunch time! Have you stored all that information? You mission - If you choose to accept it, is to single handily go and purchase your wife / girlfriend / woman next door or your mates woman a sexy nightie or a teddy. Find something that will fit them without even knowing what their size is. Don't let sex toy testers down, buy the perfect shagging outfit for the sexy woman in your life, whatever size her puppies are! |
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No giggling at the back there please! 
