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Sticky Tissues


Which Tissues to Buy

It is very important after a hot sticky night of passion, when not all of your love juice has been gobbled down, to have the correct tool for the sticky task sitting on the bedside table. If you have chosen your mop-ups well you will not only clean the mess away quickly; preventing unsightly spillage but you could also be saving money.

To bring you this valuable information, Sex Toy Testers developed and performed a scientific experiment. Under controlled conditions the cum splattered act was reincarnated by my lovely assistant (Mr. X) He splattered a measured amount (1 tbsp.) of warm wallpaper paste over my naked stomach and then used various type of tissues to clean away the sticky mess. The number of tissues used for the job was recorded. The experiment was repeated for each sample of tissue used, and the apparatus was cleaned thoroughly.

Below is a table of our findings

Tissues and Their Mop Up Qualities
TISSUE NAME / BRANDNO: OF TISSUES IN A BOXPRICEHOW MANY TISSUES /SHEETS USED TO MOP UPDID THE TISSUE DROP TO BITS IN USE?ELEGANCE OR DISCREETNESS OF PACKAGE DESIGN OUT OF 5PRICE PER MOP UP
Wilcos handy tissues109p2No31.8p
Blot kitchen towel8849p1No1 - Cool splatter motif on the tissue0.557p
Asda white tissues (pocket)1014p1No4 - Can discreetly hide in your bedside table1.4p
Asda smartprice white tissues15034p2No1 - white label, very naff0.453p
Tempo8094p2No3 - Nemo design would look sweet in a girls bedroom2.35p
Kleenex for men 100£1.441No21.44
Andrex toilet tissue24198p5No0 - unless you do a dash to the loo when its needed1.846


Notes to Accompany Table

The Table shows the performance of each individual tissue, some have added notes. The price per mop up (PPMU) was calculated using the following formula







Conclusion

 With all this information we can see that Asda Smartprice white tissues were the best value for money with the lowest PPMU. They may be cheap but they can definitely handle sticky moments. However, the packaging is a bit naff it being from Asda’s no frills section and all, and it would clearly stand out on the bedside table that you were a cheap skate, could you take that chance with your reputation?

In second place is Blot Kitchen towel. Again it is its presentation that lets it down, but well worth knowing for those passionate moments in the kitchen when you get fruity on the kitchen table!

Asda White Pocket Tissues cross the line in third place with 1.4p per mop up, although this has a high score on its presentation for its ability to be hidden in a drawer. Another advantage is of course that they also fit in the glove box, your jacket pocket and a handbag! We told you that Asda was a very kinky shop!






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