Sexy St. Partick's Day

Saint Patrick's Day (17th March) Is traditionally thought to be a festival for just the Irish, however the celebrating of St. Patrick's day is becoming more and more wide spread for obvious reasons; we all love a good old knees up, a few pints and lots of merriment.

Here are a few St. Patrick's Day Facts...
It is unclear of when Patrick was born but is believed to be somewhere between AD 373 and 493

Patrick was born in Romany Britain

Patrick was captured and enslaved but Irish Raiders

Patrick was a Christian missionary, he was also a deacon and later a bishop

St. Patrick was pro chastity



St. Patrick's Day Goodies


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Hot Nights Glow-in-the-Dark Jel-Lee® Vibe Hot Nights Glow-in-the-Dark Jel-Lee® Vibe

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A Homemade St. Patrick's Day Treat

Teddy wearing samrock nipple shields

Homemade Shamrock Nipple shield

Fancy a bit of a giggle this St. Patrick's Day? Why not make a set of shamrock (or Clover) nipple shields. Quick and easy and bound to bring you the luck of the Irish.

All you will need is..
PVA Glue, Thin Card, fancy paper, glitter, and a print out shamrock pattern
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1) Cut out your shamrock patterns and glue them to a piece of thin coloured card. Then the glue has dried cut around the shamrock shape again, cut up the middle of the clover indicated with a line.

Shamrock Nipple shield

2) Put the two stalks towards one another so that the shamrock forms a cone shape and one stalk over laps the other. Glue into position, and hold it with a peg until the glue dries.

If you are making glitter nipple shields you can cover the out side in PVA glue and sprinkle with glitter. Put to one side to dry.

Once all the glue is dry, the nipple shield is ready to be worn. Fold some brown parcel tape over onto itself so that it is sticky on both sides. Press the tape onto the inside of the nipple shield, and then stick it into position over your nipple.

3) You will have to make 2 shamrock nipple shields, one for each nipple. Why not also make a shamrock merkin... Make a third shield but don't shape it into a cone, instead leave it flat and stick it into your pubic area in place of your pubic hair.

Guinness Beer Mat

4) If your partner a Guinness fan? Give them a real St. Patrick's Day treat and get a Guinness beer mat from the pub or Ebay and make your nipples shields from them!

Or you could just dunk your nipples in his pint.

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Sexy St. Patrick's Day Offers

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Sexy St. Patrick's Day Competition

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