Whirling Spray Douche - Oct 2004
Bionictonic.co.uk sent Whirling Spray Douches which are dsigned to help maintain a healthy sex life with The deep internal cleaning. Were out testers excited by the water games and spurting jets of this little item?
Whirling Spray Douche Reviewed by Primadonna
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
I chuckled when I got the wrapper open and saw what it was - it's
basically like a squished turkey baster with a large red rubber bulb and
black protrusion. It also had a phallic shaped attachment with it.
It's called a Whirling Spray and the box is rather cheesy - semi naked
vacant-looking model with bare breasts and a curtain-haired chippendale
type. It makes claims of a 'fountain of cleansing, massaging pleasure
inside you' and apparently helps 'Promote clean bacteria free sex!'
The latter phrase made me chuckle somewhat and resolve not to actually
use it as a vaginal douche as I have yet to read of the positive
benefits of pumping water into the vagina... however, without the
attachment on it is intended for anal use, so the testing situation was
not lost.
What was the item like in action?
Used on my 'willing' victim it provided a rather 'full' feeling in the
lower bowel and true to its word, it... cleansed. Well, sort of. The
bulb filled fairly easily with warm water - the rubber is quite stiff
though, you do need to squeeze fairly hard. The 'steady' flow promised
was not easy to get however - the bulb is a bit resistant to steady
squeezing so a jet of water is more likely.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
No. I felt a little like a vet artificially inseminating a cow or something.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Well I laughed... and so did the other 3 people I told about it. The
participant just looked vaguely horrified.
Any other comments?
No Comment Given
How could this item be improved upon?
The rubber could be made softer for steadier flow 'unless you like that
sort of thing, of course' and the protrusions are made of very solid
plastic - possibly making them softer somehow might make it a little
more comfortable. Looking at the vaginal attachment I would say it would
be a little on the long side - perfect if you want to propel water
straight into your cervix, but perhaps missing the G-spot on most people
'which I assume the 'pleasure' part is going to come from'
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
If they were into serious anal play and wanted a fairly simple way to
clean the bowels a bit, then possibly. otherwise, no.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Dress up as James Herriot and don some shoulder-length gloves for that
extra vet experience...
How would you rate this item out of 5?A 1.5 for amusement value.
Whirling Spray Douche Reviewed by Anon
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
First impression -
what the fuck is this!!!! First impressions of the packaging and the
product, is that it was cheap and nasty.
What was the item like in action?
Did exactly what it said on the tin, it
cleans those 'sensitive' areas, both for my husband and myself.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
No
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
None, cleaned the areas it was supposed to.
Any other comments?
None
How could this item be improved upon?
Packaging and overall look and feel of the product.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Probably not, unless they were very open minded.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
No
How would you rate this item out of 5?1
Whirling Spray Douche Reviewed by kymelq
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
When I opened my package I was a bit taken a back to say the least. Looking at the product with out the instructions first, I almost thought that it was some kind of plunger.
As I read what the item actually was it didn't help my suspision at all. I don't know whether to describe my feelings as confused or slightly scared...and sex toys don't scare me easily.
What was the item like in action?
Before I actually used the item as a sex toy I thought I had better have a go what the product actually did...So to start with I pondered what actual liquid I was supposed to put in the product, even the instructions didn't give me a clue so I decided to go with water as it was the most sensible. So I filled it with water and tryed to spray it (in the privacy of my bathroom) and the water didn't come out as a nice fountain spray, more as an uneven squirt.
When using this with my partner we spent the whole time laughing and we made an AWFUL mess. Although I have to say on the good side, it did feel quite cleansing.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
I can safely say that this item didn't make me feel sexy. It was more humerous to be honest.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
The product put my partner in a very good mood for the night, but I wouldn't exactly say it turned him on very much! I also got a few funny looks when I showed my friends, but to be fair it is a very intimidating product to look at.
Any other comments?
One tip I have for this product, is when you fill it up with water, do not use cold as I made the mistake, but make it more of a luke warm water to match with your body temperature. It feels much nicer.
How could this item be improved upon?
I think this item would be a lot better if the 'spray' was more evenly spread and more of a nice spray feeling. Also the feel and colour of the product could be improved on as it is quite stiff and hard and a quite horrible orange/brown colour.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
I don't think that I would recommend this item to a friend, and I'm not how sure i will actually use this product again either.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Just to use warm water as above and have a very open mind when you use the product.
How would you rate this item out of 5?1.5
