What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
First impressions – it was really. really pink and looked like a weird sea creature or mouthpart of a alien! It also smelled very strongly of superglue, even once washed which was rather off putting. The picture on the box showed a woman in a badly fitting bra using the vibe, which was useful for demonstrating exactly how you were supposed to use it. Initially I thought this rather tacky, but once I got the vibe out of the box I rather appreciated the help!
The vibe is odd looking – it’s a hard, jelly covered shaft of about 3 inches long with a soft gel oval shaped cup at the end. The cup has 3 jelly prongs protruding – think plastic sea anemone and you’re almost there.
I must admit, I found it rather scary to contemplate using – it just looks so weird (did I mention it was pink?).
What was the item like in action?
Firstly, the control is on the end of the vibrator and I found it quite difficult to locate unless you were actually looking at the toy. It was really noisy, so noisy that it was quite distracting. The vibrations were also very forceful, although to be fair the box does boast of the ‘powerful vibrating action’. I found it too powerful, you have to actually hold the shaft of the vibe to use it and I thought I might get vibration white finger (or, if not my finger then another part of my anatomy!). There is only one setting, so there’s no option to ‘warm up’ before going full throttle, which again, I found to be a drawback. However, there were a couple of angles when it felt really good but I didn’t really notice the ‘triple pronged clitoral and vaginal nubby stimulators’ doing much. Overall, the noise, smell and ‘powerful vibrating action’ were quite distracting.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
No. I struggled to get an orgasm and only persevered because once started it seemed a waste not to finish. However, I did get one, so must have felt sexy at some point.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Well, as mentioned I did get to orgasm, but that was more despite the vibe than because of it. My boyfriend thought it looked hysterical and was put off by the colour and smell.
Any other comments?
It’s actually quite difficult to clean and dry. However, the substance it’s made of is soft and gel like, no hard edges. I wouldn’t buy this though and probably won’t be using it again, the disadvantages outweigh the advantages in this case.
How could this item be improved upon?
Colour – it is so aggressively PINK. And do something about the superglue smell. Could be quieter too. Another, gentler setting would be appreciated
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Use plenty of lube and move it around for different sensations. Give it a good wash first and don’t use it in confined, unventilated spaces – unless you want to get high from the fumes!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
1.5
Ultimate Clit Stim Reviewed by Lynne
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
The product was pictured on the box and it looked interesting and different. The product was very well packaged inside bubblewrap and then sealed in polythene.
On opening the product the first thing i noticed was the smell which was a plasticy smell although not unpleasant. It looked like a vibrator but had 3 protruding prongs and lips and i couldn't wait to try it out.
What was the item like in action?
The vibrations were good and the 3 prongs definitely stimulated my clit and vagina. It was easy to use and it definitely does the job its intended for.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
The product had the desired effect and will definitely be
getting a lot of use. My partner enjoyed watching me use it which got him
very aroused.
Any other comments?
I will definitely be using this product for a quicky when i only have a few minutes to spare or during foreplay with my partner to experience more than one orgasm.
How could this item be improved upon?
The only improvement that could be made to this product is that the battery cap falls off during use as it's not a very good lock. So perhaps using a screw top rather than twist and lock (which it doesn't) would be better.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
You could try experimenting and using it in different places.
Also use it with your partner not just on your own!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
5
Ultimate Clit Stim Reviewed by lebi
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
My first thought on this item was it looked more like a suction cup than a vibrator. The box looked very tacky and not well thought out.
I was hopeing that the performance would be better than the packaging as it looked really tacky.
What was the item like in action?
The item, in my opinion, did not do what it said on the box. It says that it has "powerful vibrating action" I didnt feel anything. I thought it was quite loud compared to other vibrators. This item is definately a flop.
Did the item make you feel sexy? Because I couldnt feel anything it did nothing for my mood. It had no effect on my confidence and didnt turn me on in the slightest
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
I showed it to my partner who also thought it was quite tacky. All he said was it had better do more than whats on the box. So i take it he was not impressed either.
Any other comments?
I always thought these kind of items were quite good but after trying it I would not be going out of my way to get one. This product has never been used since and probably never will be.
How could this item be improved upon?
It is quite difficult to wash as you need to get in between the prongs. Also it is too noisy and has a stong scent of rubber which is more of a turn off than a turn on.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
no
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
I cant think of any hot tips except put it in the bin!!!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
0
