Simply anal Balloon - July 2006
Sponsored by Pleasure-toyz the
inflatable anal balloon acts like a butt plug, it can be pumped up lightly to fit the petite bottom or pumped larger for the more experienced anal lover. Pump with the valve open for shuddering bursts of orgasmic delight.
Find out if our testers liked this toy or if they thought it was arse...
Simply anal Balloon Reviewed by Ben & Kate
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
When we opened the item to review we were instantly turned on! An anal
balloon? We have never heard of it but instantly knew what it would be, a
balloon in the butt! The Packaging was very simple, a small box with a
picture of a ladies back showing her bum, and a greasy man! It did look
good. The Item looked slightly clinical, but for what the item does it
seemed good enough. The item comprised of a small ballon on a tubing,
connected to a quick release valve and hand pump.
We thought that this item looked great and could lead to amazing anal sex!
What was the item like in action?
This item is used to stretch the muscles in the anus, to lead to pain free
anal sex for the recipiant. We first indulged in some anal foreplay to
relax. We then lubed up the anus using a thick lube, then used some lube on
the balloon. The balloon was then inserted into the anus and we started to
slowly pump. It felt quite good, but then as we continued it turned
incredibly painful. we then decided to deflate the balloon as it was too
much. The muscles in the anus had been overstretched. My girlfriend was in
pain for over 24 hours after this experience, she said it was horrible. We
decied to try it again a few days later, we only pumped it a couple of
times, then had anal sex and my girlfriend enjoyed it a lot. we decied
though that we would not use this again, as it was not needed for anal sex.
We have been enjoying anal sex for a few weeks now, but the balloon has been
a down point over the whole experience.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
It did make us very sexy and horny from the concept, but really in action
was a flop. It stoped us having sex when in use and therefore we certainly
didn't feel sexy in action
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
We both enjoy anal sex now, and are up for trying anal toys to assist, but
this item would not be recommended to others.
Any other comments?
we have always wanted to try anal sex, and it was great to try this item to
assist.
We probably would have bought this item, but would have been disapointed in
the purchase if we had. The anal balloon has not opened up new avenues to
us, as anal sex was introduced a couple of weeks before we got the balloon,
this whould only be used on people that feel completely comfortable with
their bums being stretched. I cant see us using the balloon regulary at all,
its not essential to anal sex.
How could this item be improved upon?
It couldnt in itself. but be careful how far you expand the balloon.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
If you want to experiement further, given the clinical look of this anal
balloon i am sure it would be good to dress us as doctors and nurses, and
the doctor stretch the naughty nurse!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
2/5
Simply anal Balloon Reviewed by Kate
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
When this item 1st arrived I was actually amused, as I opened the brown packet to find the black box which on the top said simply anal. I just thought ooh this is interesting!! I got the box out of the packet to find this had a cheesy looking picture of a buff tanned man looking smug and a woman with a big sexy bum showing. This also said on the box for boys and girls ; )
When i got the item out of the box I was frightengly faced with this weird flesh coloured contraption that consisted of a hand grenade lookey likey pump, a tube and a deflated balloon on the other end. This smelt of strong rubber and looked quite scary but interesting and to be honest I really could not see what this could do sexually.
What was the item like in action?
I hated this toy as it felt cheap and the balloon on the end (that inserts up your bum) didnt look very strong and I was scared this may burst easily. Hmm dont think that would be good eh. I didnt like this at all as it didnt do anything sexual for me at all. You litterally insert this into your rear and pump away, all I could think was.. why?? It had nothing remotley sexual about it, looks feel and action! It just blew up once in place then stayed there making me feel full and uncomfortable.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Not at all! this pump actually put me off sex at the time, didnt turn me on, It smelt of strong rubber, I didnt like the flesh colour and it was really how I expected, not very good.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My partner thought this was hilarious and also very interesting so he was eager to use this on me but soon changed his mind after he realised this had no affect what so ever.
Any other comments?
This could be made better use for a "real balloon" pump. lol... sorry but its true.
How could this item be improved upon?
The smell! Change the colour please!! Also this could have been made a little more interesting by maybe having some sort of texture on the balloon itself.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No! Ive had a good giggle about this with friends but I wouldnt reccomend it to anyone. Maybe this could be bought as a joke gift for someone as the idea of a balloon in your ass is quite funny. Maybe this is just not my sort of toy but im sure there is someone out there that "may" like this!
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Answers on a postcard please if anyone can find a sexual tip for this toy.. maybe they could have put some tips on the box too?
How would you rate this item out of 5?
1 point just purley for the humor.
Simply anal Balloon Reviewed by Rubber Dolls
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
My first impression wasn't good. The box had a couple on it with the female showing her ass - classy! The contents of the box didn't make us feel much better, an inflatable balloon a bit of tubing and a pump a bit like a blood pressure hand pump complete with a release valve so that the balloon would deflate immediately.
To be honest it did look a bit unsafe and my partner commented on how it would hurt if the balloon burst in action. We did some tests of pumps and the size it inflated the balloon to. We decided on five pumps for size and we squeezed the balloon in our fist to make sure it could take the pressure. We decided that we would test the anal balloon but not inflate the balloon any more than 5 pumps.
What was the item like in action?
During action we inflated the balloon up to 5 pumps as agreed between myself and my partner and it made for a great but plug. It offered a nice full feeling and of course because it wasn't solid jelly or anything it did move a bit during sex. I think this is great for all anal users because if you are new to this game you can keep it small and if you are experienced you can make it larger.
The valve is really brilliant actually because it can be used a little like anal beads. Deflate the balloon at the point of orgasm and it feels amazing, a really heightened orgasm.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
This item made me feel dirty which always makes me feel sexy ;o)
It made for a great domination prop in role play, I think this is partly due to its ugly appearance. Get your sub partner to beg you for an extra pump. Makes me feel sexy just thinking of it!
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
It was a bit of an eye opener actually. Neither one of us would have bought this ugly, cheep looking sex toy and we really weren't impressed when we clapped eyes on it. However we both did have a great time playing with it. As with most things you do need a bit of imagination and then you can have a wild time.
Any other comments?
This would be a great item for any medic fetish folk out there. Or maybe just a little prop to add to your naughty nurse outfit. I defiantly recommend the anal bead way of using this item.
How could this item be improved upon?
The packaging lets it down and the yucky colour and appearance of the toy itself is a bit off putting, you just have to get past all that. I also think there should be some information on the box indicating how strong the item is, that would help snub out that sort of worry.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
To some of my more liberated friends yes. I would definitely recommend it to saucy role play types.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Boy I have a great tip! Whilst its in the guys bottom get him on all fours and blow him, and as he cums deflate the balloon and watch his reaction.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
5
