Pussy Pucker Pots lip balm - Nov 2005
Introducing Pussy Pucker Pots, LadyLiscious lip balm for the tastiest lips north of the hips! Use to amuse, delight and put a smile on your face!
Pussy Pucker Pots lip balm Reviewed by Nateo
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
It was a lovely little tin with a cats face on it. Its name (Pussy pucker pots) sugested to me that it was to be used on my lips - my pussy lips. The tin carries the slogan 'Lick it up' I could feel my pussy puckering up at the thought of being licked clean!
Muffburry flavour - Does that sound like its going to be fishy or what???
I had a sniff of it and then a taste, it wasn't muff flavoured but a nice berry type of taste and smell - not sure what kind of berry tho'
I couldn't wait for my man to get home and to get testing - but some how I mannaged it.
What was the item like in action?
Flippin eck! Such a good job I waited. On the back of the tin, upon which I adn't looked before, it explains that its 'for lips north of the hips' now unless they think I stand on my head lots they want me to use my kissing lips not my happy lips! I was so deflated. Although I do want sexy soft kissable lips, lip balm is not something I would keep in my toy box or think to buy from a sex toy shop. It all seemed a bit strange to me.
However, the lip balm did wear nicely on my lips and it has made them softer than they were. My man wasn't keen on the taste but he says he feel a difference when he kisses me when I'm not wearing it - softer lips
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Not sexy, but happy in the knowlage that I'm doing my lips good wearing it.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Well it did make my man laugh when he realized I had the wrong end of the stick, and like I said before - he noticed my lips were softer, but thought it tasted a bit off.
Any other comments?
It is a very handy sized tin, it fits in your pocket or handbag. The tin is actually very cute and I shall probably keep it after the balm has gone. You might get to see it on the antiques road show in 50 years time!
How could this item be improved upon?
From a sex toy point of view - make it stickier and in vibrant colours so that it leaves colourful rings around my mans cock when I suck him off. And chnge the horrible name - Muffberry does NOT sound pleasent!
Another useful improvement would be to make it so I can smear it on my lips south of my hips so my man can get some on his lips!
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes I would, esp if my friend used lip balm anyway because then you can keep the cool retro type tin... Little things please little minds
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
When your on the bus and theres someone smelly next to you and you can't bear the smell of them, apply a thick layer of pussy balm and the smell of the balm wofts up from you lips to mask the stick of the wiffy person on the bus.
How would you rate this item out of 5?4 loosing a mark for its name and its misleading use!
Pussy Pucker Pots lip balm Reviewed by Sue
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
First impression was very good the small tin was well designed and fitted snuggly into your pocket
What was the item like in action?
My lips do suffer from being chapped this time of year as i'm outside alot and i found applying a small amount on the finger and rubbing cross my lips helped tremendously
Did the item make you feel sexy?
No
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Well lets put it like this, I carry it with me all the time now
Any other comments?
I does what it says on the tin, the flavour i received was shaved peach and it did taste of peach. The website for the item explains all
How could this item be improved upon?
None
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
I already have and a couple of friends have ordered some
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
No Comments Given
How would you rate this item out of 5?5
Pussy Pucker Pots lip balm Reviewed by B.Avis
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
The item is stored in an aluminium tin, which i suppose is good as they could have used plastic, so no breaking possible. When you open the tin you get a strong smell of strawberries, to me it smelled good enough to eat!!
What was the item like in action?
My girlfiend loved the smell of this stuff too, when she wears it, i can tel as soon as i kiss her, mmmmm strawberries : ) It just wants to make me kiss her more and more!
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Not me personally but my girlfriend knew she was irresistible to me while wearing the balm.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
I couldn't stop kissing my girlfriend, she couldnt stop putting more on, and my dog couldnt help but drool when i let him smell the tin.
Any other comments?
Comes in 12 different "flavours":
Areola Apricot Nice Melons
Chocolate Nipple Ripple Plain Ol' Prude
Clitoris Citrus Shaved Peach
Don't Need No MANgo Strawberry Snatch
Labia Lemon TaTa Tangerine
MuffBerry Vanilla Vulva
How could this item be improved upon?
I can't think of any way they could!
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Find a flavour your partner loves and always have it handy
How would you rate this item out of 5?5
