What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
Nipple Lick'Ems was packaged like a fun novelty item - which is exactly what it is!
the cardboard box is 'cheesily' rather than tastefully done, and the bottle inside that holds the Lickable Chocolate liquid is no-frills, plastic and functional.
You know where you are with an item like this - first rule: don't take it seriously, it's just a bit of fun.
What was the item like in action?
The Lickable Chocolate liquid was runny rather than gloopy, and so it had the drawback - or advantage, depending on your point of view! - of running everywhere. So you have to move fast: Nipple Lick'Ems is more like 'Chase Me All Over Her Body, and quickly!'
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Sexy? No. But the item did make us laugh, and anything that encourages lots of tongue action can't be knocked. Hmmm...
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Nipple Lick'Ems achieved the dubious honour of being exactly as it says on the tin: 'an adult novelty only'. Here, the 'only' speaks volumes. There were no surprises, but lots of laughs - which is sometimes just as important as the rest of it!
Any other comments?
This is the kind of gift that a bride-to-be would receive from her friends at a hen party. You can just see it working well being licked off a male stripper by hoards of drunken hens, or being glanced at for a moment by the bride-to-be, only to be dismissed immediately as one of those gifts you get given but more for the idea behind it rather than because anyone'll actually ever want to use it. It's tacky and cheap in every sense of the words, but it's also a bit of light-hearted fun, which is what it appears to be from the off.
How could this item be improved upon?
Nipple Lick'Ems Chocolate liquid could taste better (if this is chocolate, then someone should tell Cadbury's and Rowntrees that they've been making something else for years!) , and it could also be thicker and less runny. But it IS exactly what you expect, and all the flavoured licky liquids i've ever come into contact with have been much the same. Unless the entire Lickable Liquids market gets overhauled by Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsey into some gourmet industry, they are all gonna taste pretty awful indefinitely... We say: 'if you're gonna lick anything, bring on the ice-cream or proper melted chocolate instead!'
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Only if she was getting married and The Jenkinses were looking for some silly novelty items to give her at her hen party.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Since it's 'allegedly' chocolate flavoured it's gonna appeal to the women rather than the men - so maybe its target market is Bi-girls or lesbians?
Mr Jenkins loved Nipple Lick'Ems Chocolate liquid licked off his balls. Mrs Jenkins just liked to be licked everywhere. Neither of us need Nipple Lick'Ems Chocolate liquid as an excuse for this lavish licking. Though maybe if your partner isn't so attentive, you might?
And we had fun emptying the whole bottle over ourselves and then rubbing it each other's bodies: much more palatable than eating the stuff - it really doesn't taste that nice!
In fact, it works far better as a variation on the classic 'Pour Baby Oil all over your bodies', than as something you're supposed to eat. Although the sickly sweet smell is kind of overpowering - and not at all sexy.
So our hot tip is: keep it bottled!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
2 out of 5 (just because it does what it says on the tin).
Nipple Lick'Ems Reviewed by Ralfy and Alicia
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
The item came well packaged, although I think the Sepia printing on the box looked more Old stock than old School, Inside of the box was a little plastic bottle of brown liquid that looked, smelt and tasted well...... lets just say that maybe its an acquired taste!
Actually it felt quite nice, not as runny as it looked and not too sticky, but the taste!!!
Warm and wet is always nice so we thought it may perform well, as we had only tested a drop on our finger we were hoping that maybe with a little practice we might like it.
What was the item like in action?
You know when you get something and, despite the fact that your trying really hard to like it you know you wont, so you put it off for ages and, when you do try it out it blows you socks off ? if only that's what this was like, it felt nice and soft in your mouth however but, Alicia REALLY didn't like the taste, and although I gave it my best shot neither did I, It left an artificial aftertaste like the old Diet Soft drinks used to have. yucky poo!
Did the item make you feel sexy?
The idea of this is very sexy, without too much effort its easy to imagine rubbing a bit of this in places that you would normally be a little shy of err "Tonguing" and Diving in with Passionate slurpy kisses and deep probing!! but alas if you think this is going to get you that Rim Job that you have been fantasying about again think again.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
A little disappointed to be honest not that either us need any encouragement in the oral dept' but if this sort of thing floats your boat you would be better trying something that you know you like the taste of.
Any other comments?
Maybe they offer other flavours that are nicer, we don't know, one of the flavoured lubes would be a far safer bet, some taste real nice apparently, and lube is always handy to have around in the bedroom, we have been trying the Durex Play one that they sell as a massage product and lube in one, its nice to have something that tastes nice and keeps things well........ lubed ;-) also worth noting is the bottle it comes in, My word! if you use enough of the stuff inside you can use the bottle inside yourself, but keep a firm grip of the open lid, this puppy is going to cause some serious suction!
We both like sparkling water, its good to hold a little in your mouth and either let it trickle slowly from your lips, running down to the err parts that need a little moisture, or hold it your mouth as you go down your partner, its lovely, safe, clean, doesn't leave a stain and really cheap.
There's also your fave tipple, and don't forget food, we all like something that would be suitable for this sort of play.
How could this item be improved upon?
Make it taste nice for starters, and if you don't do more flavours you should, Doc Johnson do some great products so come on Guys Make a tasty one of these.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Sorry but no,
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
If you like it go for it, use it an excuse to do really filthy things to each other.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
Zero ;-(
Nipple Lick'Ems Reviewed by The Triangle
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
My first thought at the packaging was very 70's. The picture seemed very dated. Although the rest of the description on the box was fine, just the picture seemed dated. Once the box was opened the bottle was as expected. Sealed but small enough to put in your handbag for the next rendezvous.
What was the item like in action?
It smelled very sickly. Although the taste turned out to be sweet, more caramel than chocolate favour. It was quite runny in substance, so if too much was used it was messy although quite good fun trying to catch the trickles. Enjoyable but wouldn't want to use in great quantities. Certainly once in a blue moon product.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Not really although it was an item that can be used on both sexes so it was fun to takes turns. Not to be used in vast quantities as you tend to feel sick rather than sexy. Item was not as sticky as I imagined it to be which was a bonus.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
It was a good ice breaker, and although not something we would always use was fun to try on each other and also on different parts of the body. Had great fun trying to catch the trickles. Definitely for people with a sweet tooth.
Any other comments?
I would like to see a range of different flavours for this product. As product was runny rather than sticky we tended to use more - not a bad thing cause we got to take turns. Inside bottle was fine just the outside package needs updating.
How could this item be improved upon?
The substance could be slighty thicker, if possible but without turning into toffee!!!! Needs to be more chocolatey, as it tasted more caramel. It did however smell like chocolate upon opening. Packing could be modernised.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Certainly, especially to those with a sweet tooth. Not recommended to those on a full stomach as too much tends to be sickly and spoils the fun. Want to feel erotic and sexy not sickly. Would really like to try in a strawberry flavour.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Recommend you dont just use it on nipples. Try using on different parts of the body. Both him and her. Makes it all a bit more fun rather than just sticking to the expected. Great compliment with ice-cream.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
3
