Monkey spanker - July 2006
Monkey Spanker Vibrator is a brand new tool for spanking the monkey. Based on an innovative diaphragm design, Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating tube as it wraps around your dick. The super soft stretchy pad is made from a highly specialised medical grade material and has been designed to feel just like a woman's soft loveliness.
New to the sex toys market, our testers were keen to test out this male masturbating device.
Monkey spanker Reviewed by Sue
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
The packaging was nice and you could see into the item which was nice , you also received 4 batteries which were included in the packaging, the item also has a mini vibrator with it which was a nice suprise. The item looked expensive. The nice thing was it had nothing to do with spanking, lol
What was the item like in action?
Hubby loved it which of course is what it was made for, whilst i rubbed it up and down his shaft he said it was not rough but the feeling was just right. We did use alittle lubricant to start things off which did help, it acheived its goal and hubby was most pleased. While he had the spanker working up and down i used the mini vib pressed against me which also worked.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Not at first but it grew on you.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
It acheived its aim with ease
Any other comments?
Use a small amount of lubricant on the shaft to help things along
How could this item be improved upon?
It couldnt be improved
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Use alittle lubricant
How would you rate this item out of 5?
4
Monkey spanker Reviewed by 2101
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
when i first opened it, i could'nt do anything but laugh.
i couldn't believe how tacky the item was.
at first look its like a spanking paddle.
i didn't think it would be very good as a sex toy to use as it just didnt look like it was capably of doing anything.
What was the item like in action?
the monkey spanker is classed as a novelty item which it is, just something to have a laugh with. its quiet to use just a slight buzz.
it felt ok to use, once on it was quite comfertable.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
my wife agreed with me it is a good for a laugh item but really doesn't score high in the sex toy department.
she felt embarassed for me and couldn't stop laughing.
Any other comments?
i would definatly not buy this item for myself, but saying that i may buy it for someone else for a joke.
if you want a good laugh this item is for you.
How could this item be improved upon?
as a novelty item it cant be improved, the packaging explains exactly what it is a novelty item, soe thing for abit of fun
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
if you do buy it, use it as a spanking paddle you'll get more fun from it. or get very drunk and use it, something definatly to liven up a quiet night with friends.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
2
Monkey spanker Reviewed by Adam
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
To be honest, it looked more like a joke item than something that was going to bring me pleasure. The packaging has a cartoon picture of a monkey on it. It was a circular rubber thing with a small hole in the middle which stretches. There is a small white plastic handle. It came with a small vibrating things which fitted quite well into the handle, and two sets of batteries were included.
What was the item like in action?
It was OK. Lots of lube is needed which is fair enough, but other toys of a similar nature feel better because the penis goes inside them rather than through them. Whereas some simulate sex, this toy’s achieved sensation was more similar to a handjob. This will be a good or a bad thing depending on what you’re after. Orgasm was pleasantly different from that experienced through ordinary masturbation. The batteries ran out before this happened, but it was OK without the vibration, but not quite as pleasurable.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Not particularly, but I’m not sure it’s supposed to.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
A quite good sensation and a decent variation on the usual method.
Any other comments?
Being just a hole it cannot bring as complete a sensation as the ‘fake vagina’ type toys. However, it is likely to last longer. In my experience those other types don’t last long unless you spend a hell of a lot of money. This thing feels more sturdy and will probably last you a while.
How could this item be improved upon?
It could vibrate for longer. If it is used ever day a lot of money would be spend on batteries. I’m not sure if this is possible without attaching a massive unit with AA batteries via a wire.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Perhaps.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Plenty of lube and vary your use of it.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
3
