What was the item like in action?
Before I put it to action I mucked about with it a little in a non sexual way. The pole has a spring mechanism in it so that when you press down it wants to spring up, so much so that if you press down and let go it jumps about a foot off the floor, now just imagine doing that but with it shooting into your pussy or your arse!

I was suddenly thinking that I might have a lot of fun with this toy.

To accompany the toy and instructions was a DVD of a couple actually having sex with their Jack Hammer Johnson. It showed a few positions, great digital effects to make them look like they were on a beach, however the woman doing the demonstration was chewing gum, besides her looking unattractive looking like a cow chewing cud, it also made it appear that she wasn't enjoying the toy. When I'm having fun I couldn't chew gum I would choke or swallow! (Stop making jokes up!!)

Despite this set back I took my JHJ to bed, just to try it out. It did take a while to get things going. In different positions I found that I needed to move the candelabra bit up or down the pole to maximise out put ;o) That was a 2 second job which was good cuz if it's too fiddly it puts your off using something again. You do need to take time to master your positioning and to improve your technique. I did have to remove the handle too. I'm a busty lass and my knockers kept getting in the way. I find it brill without the handle.

Anyway the nitty gritty - It really does give you hard thrusting motions, Ideal if you are like me and love hard penetration and a bit of mild bondage, it can offer a rough shag when your gagging for it. However it all depends how much you compress the spring, if you just use light pressure it is much more a gentle lover.

The really brill bit is that you can get really deep penetration and its not killing your hand in awkward positions to do it to yourself (you know what I mean girls!) and if its tricky for us girls it must be even harder for guys! I think gay guys would love this, hardcore shagging with ease! It also feels like your being shagged by someone else partly because your hands are near your genitals ramming something up there but also because of the hard thrusting.

Did the item make you feel sexy?
Yes it did. However I'm not sure if I looked very sexy. I was a little reluctant to use it in a sex session with my partner. He like to see me with my hands on my pussy, and he like to have a ring side seat when he's using a toy on me, he likes to watch it slide in and out, so I didn't see what he would get out of the JHJ. But it didn't put in an appearance during one steamy session. We used it as art of a '3 some sinario' to achieve double penetration - WOW!! Flipping excellent. We aren't swingers and neither one of use could cope with the situation of a 3 some, we wouldn't be able to watch someone else touch the other one in an intimate way so we would never be able to have a 3 some. We do simulate a 3 some with Dildos and vibes but it doesn't feel like your being done by two guys, and its usually a bit tricky and haphazard but with the JHJ it was like a 3 some, and it didn't fall out even during orgasm.

What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
I think we have both been surprised by how great it is. My partner like to use it as a sexual torture tool, making it thrust for all its worth whilst spanking my arse, and it does look like it should live in a dungeon. ;o)

It does bring new dimensions into the sexual play arena, and really spices things up.

Its great as well that it is compatible with most dildos and vibes, however I like the huge dildo that it was sent with. Very filling!

Any other comments?
On a practical note, it fits easily under the bed or in the wardrobe assembled. I'm not keen on those toys that need stuff doing to them before you can se them. When your making love assembling something is just as much of a turn off as slipping on a condom! With the JHJ you can be spontaneous, you just reach under the bed and off you go, (or off you get!) Brilliant!

How could this item be improved upon?
Other than taking the handle off I don't think it does need any modifications. The woman in the DVD needs to loose the gum though and in the manual the computer animated images showing the positions made me cringe a bit, so maybe it needs a little cosmetic work on that side of things, but on the whole an excellent toy!

Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes, especially a single mate because it feels like you are having sex with someone else and sometimes when your single you do feel like you need a shag at times, and this is a safer way of getting laid than casual sex.

Although, after recomending this toy I don't know where they would get one from except from this place in the USA. Why are UK sex stores not selling this product?

Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Hummm... Haven't I already given you loadsa tips with the 3 some and the torture tool???

Ok here's another, my bed doesn't have a solid head board, at first I thought I wouldn't be able to use my JHJ in bed in a missionary type position unless I lay in the bed upside down. WRONG!! Throw your partners pillows down the foot end of the bed and put you JHJ on that, it is soft so it does absorb some of the JHJ's power but not enough to prevent you from cumming

How would you rate this item out of 5? 6 as a self masterbating tool and 8 as a torture tool, I love to be punnished!

Jack Hammer Johnson Reviewed by Franky
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
My first impressions of this delightful device was this is huge, and that wasn't even the attachment that come with it, putting this together was very simple, the instructions were very helpful and detailed on paper and DVD. My main consern was where can I put in when not in use? dont want just any guest knowing what im doing in my spear time :)thsnkfully it fits under the bed, it was a very nice surprise, and i was just thinking to myself what a wonderful gift to get just in time for my Bday.

How would you rate this item out of 5? 4