What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
LMAO!!! Jesus! what a whopper! My first thought was its gonna cost me a bomb to fill this with batteries! and I wondered if the battery compartment doubled up as a male masturbater lol! I was surprised to find that it ran off just 2 AA batteries, seems inadequate doesn't it?
Packaging was fine. The girl on the box in one photo was trying to low the vibe, which made me wonder if you could get it in your mouth. You can't, or at least I couldn't. I just couldn't get all the head of the cock shaped vibe in. I knew I would have to be very wet later to try this one out.
38cm long doesn't mean a great deal to me I don't know about you, so to give you some idea about how big it is, it is about the same length as my forearm and if I made a fist the penis shaped head of the vibe is just a tad smaller than my fist. Are your eyes watering now???
What was the item like in action?
Obviously with the thickness of the rubber, the vibrations weren't the greatest and the vibrations were at the bottom end of the vibrator. I would have to be a horse to feel the benefit of the vibrations down there as I could only get the tip of the vibrator inside me. The exaggerated ridge of the vibrators penis head rubbed against nice places inside me, shame the vibrations hadn't been there too.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
It made me feel really dirty and slutty taking a vibrator this big inside me. I felt really sexy and despite not being able to feel the vibrations it does make a great dildo.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
He laughed when he saw what we had been sent. He didn't laugh when he was using it on me though. It was very horny watching him use it on me, he really found it a turn on to do me and watch it slide up inside me.
Any other comments?
You really need to be wet to use this one, either with Lube or natural fluids.
This is a great toy to be used in a punishment type way during role play. I suppose that you would need to like being fisted or are used to inserting large objects.
If you do like being fisted and your masturbating alone, this toy is ideal because its a similar effect to being fisted but much easier to administrate to yourself.
How could this item be improved upon?
The vibrations need to be put in the head of the vibe and not the bottom end or it just needs to be a dildo. Also I did notice that the penis head is slightly deformed - bless the bloke it was modelled on!
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
If they were a bit kinky and into alternative sex, yes
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
DON'T TRY IT DRY!! and don't be too rough you will rip your pussy to shreds! you can't really do much thrusting with something this size, try twisting it back and forth so that the penis head ridge rubs back and forth over the G-Spot you don't need to do it fast. Try adding a tongue to your clit whilst twisting the vibe!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
4
Giant Lover Vibrator Reviewed by earthmover
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
The parcel force man arrived at 8.30 just as we were taking kids to school massive parcel couldnt believe what you had sent!Biggest vibrator in the world GOBSMACKED!
What was the item like in action?
Iam only small and a size 12 my husband is only average in all departments.This thing is huge you need to be a body builder to be able lift it.we put batteries in for a laugh but it could only ever be for clit stimulation for me.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
OH MY GOD pissed are selves laughing not sexy for us but great entertainment showing friends.
Any other comments?
This toy is for the more experienced and 'bigger'lady. 15" of heavy fat rubber, huge bell end.This one not for us only trouble now where do we hide it!
How could this item be improved upon?
Its unique you either like it or loathe it.How about making it mains powered!
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Plenty lubrication if you are brave enough to try to 'take it.'This is BIG you have been warned.Your partner will could feel slightly small should it work for you.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
2
Giant Lover Vibrator Reviewed by horney funsters
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
When we first received the heavy package and opened the first thought was of excitment then of how were we going to handle this big boy! It does stir up thoughts of excitment and something away from the norm.
What was the item like in action?
We worked up to this "giant lover" with loads of lube, but we found it to be just too big! This is a couples item, unless you are a body builder. It's not easy to manoeuvre by your self because the of the weight and size does not quite give the right angle for real enjoyment
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
This was of shock, it's not our thing usually But hey we threw caution to the wind in the name of research for you guys! You know before you start what you are capable off we alrady knew but had great fun anyway.
Any other comments?
The "giant lover" we found to be along the lines of a fisting implement, so if that's your thing this is a good entry level toy.
How could this item be improved upon?
Maybe it was me but the buzz needs addressing, for such a large toy it needs a large buzz, so I found this to be disappointing. Although it is soft it's not soft enough due to the rigidity of the ribs to make it look real, but hey this is already an unrealistic vibrant purple colour (can not have your cake and eat it)
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Have lots of time, you need to relax and enjoy and have loads of lube. Be really patient.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
2
