What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
It looked great- love the idea of something "travel" sized- had my doubts about its power though due to the size. Visually very impressive, a really lovely shade of purple and the texture was great- very soft. I was impressed at the size too- it would fit in even thesmallest handbag. Could even call it cute! It also looks a bit like a pen so if it did fall out of your bag no one would instantly know what it was.
What was the item like in action?
The 1 speed setting had pretty high vibrations, I was suprised. Did'nt orgasm when used on my clit so used it as an extension of my fingers and used it inside me. This worked very well!!! I'd carry around a few batteries with me, although it did give me an orgasm pretty quick this way.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Yes, as I knew I could take it anywere and have orgasms anyplace I liked! it made me feel powerful and in control of my own satisfaction.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My man loves to watch me play with myself and he was suprised that it did give enough power for pleasure! He also thought that it was a great idea and size to fit for the average woamans handbag.
Any other comments?
Really easy to assembel- put the batterey in, twist and go!
How could this item be improved upon?
More than one speed maybe, but otherwise its a great little vibe you can take anywhere.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes- just for there sheer naughtiness of being able to carry it around! and thay would not be as embarrassed as perhaps they would by a larger, more phalic vibe.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Use it as an extesion of the finger!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
3/5- not the sort of item I would normally go for, but I was pleasently suprised!
Discretion Probe Reviewed by holistichik
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
first impression very dull, it came in a plastic container and not very appealing. My lipstick container has a better design on it. The colour of the vibe is purple with a silver end which you insert a battery.
What was the item like in action?
Found this one really disappointing, maybe because ive tested so many different ones ive got my favourites who knows? It only has one speed which is a bit of a let down and is very hard to touch. One good thing is you can use it in the bath or shower.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
This didnt make me feel one bit sexy, in fact my electric toothbrush has more power than this has.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Sorry guys this was a complete flop, even my friends hated it. it looks cheap and nasty NAF!!
Any other comments?
Thanks for adding in that battery. 1 little point on the instructions it says "Moisture can damage the product" hello its supposed to waterproof?
How could this item be improved upon?
It could be made softer for one also add extra speed to it.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Certainly not!!!!
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Not really
How would you rate this item out of 5?
A big fat 0 sorry
Discretion Probe Reviewed by gembirdooh
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
Upon first view, the discretion vibe appeared to me to look like some kind of executive toy - something I could imagine not being out of place on the desk of some office type boffin with all the latest gizmos. The silver finish and purple end really didn't appeal to my aesthetically and I was quite disappointed to be honest.
The packaging was ok - not in any way tacky but also not all that special, I wouldn't have looked twice if I had seen it in a 'toy shop'
What was the item like in action?
Determined not to be put off by my initial reaction to the vibe, I decided to give it my best go! It was relatively quiet compared to a lot of products on the market which is a big plus point in favour of the discretion vibe, however I did find it incredibly hard and it could be improved by perhaps making the purple end a little softer and more flexible. It is a compact little thing which is also a bonus for those times when you feel the need to be more discreet but I did find it hard to control and kept dropping it - perhaps due to the contours and smooth finish.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
After my initial response to the visual aspects of the product and also feeling how hard it actually was, I didn't find that it made me feel sexy at all, in fact I was quite turned off by the time I got down to using it. I did persevere however but it really did nothing for me. I would say that this product made me feel more sexually attracted to my partner but that would be because I had to drag him to bed and get him to take over but even with the vibe being used on me by my someone else, it failed to get me going so I had no choice but to give up and do it the old fashioned way with a good hard penis.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
When I opened the my delivery my partners reaction was 'oh, is that it? it doesn't look very exciting' And he was right, neither of us was impressed from start to finish and I have to say that this vibe has been relegated to my bottom drawer for absolute emergency use only.
Any other comments?
I have probably come accross as incredibly negative in this review however please don't take my word for it - this was definately not for me but that's not to say others amongst you might find this the ultimate turn on and instant orgasm giver - the fact that it didn't get me anywhere near anything remotely resembling an orgasm shouldn't put you off!
How could this item be improved upon?
I think firstly some attention should be given to making the vibe a lot less hard, I found the plastic far too solid - there was no give in it at all and it made me get quite sore and frustrated
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Personally I wouldn't recommend this product, however that said - this was a good compact size with a relatively quiet buzz so if I happen to know a friend who isn't bothered about a rock hard finish and an executive toy look then maybe I would point them in the direction of the discretion vibe
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Sorry to say but my tip would give this product a miss. But if you really want to give it a go, make sure you partner is ready, willing and able to step in once you get bored with trying to get turned on by this completely non-sexy toy
How would you rate this item out of 5?
1
