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Sex Toys ReviewsClimax jewels - February 2008 Precious, discreet, and a total treat Climax jewels Reviewed by mjkuktm2 What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform? Upon receiving the product and before even opening the envelope, I thought that it was underwear we had to test, that's how light it was. The packaging was pleasantly discrete and non-graphical (no naked chicks here). However, the product looked cheap and quite tacky. Being totally transparent, we were not convinced about the sensuality of seeing the battery. It is not as long as other vibrators we have used before, however the thickness was standard. The tip of the vibrator is a bit angled, something we have not tried before so the missus conclusion is that it'll probably make her cum. What was the item like in action? Regarding the promises on the packaging: 1. Multispeed: It does indeed have multispeed, however for us it turned out to be more effective at lower speeds. 2. Portable size: it can be easily carried in a make up bag, however appearance-wise it is not discreet enough. 3. Angle Tip: this is probably one of the good parts as it allows for easier penetration, but (at least for us) it did not add any earth-shattering elements. 4. Sleek and quiet: No way! Anything but! We actually chose to use it at low speeds just because the noise it makes at higher speeds is off-putting and distracting and far from sensual. When used on the clitoris it did feel nice and it was pleasant to use during foreplay. However, I will not be packing away my Rabbit. the vibrations were not strong enough to compensate for the lack of size, therefore penetration was completely ineffective. It was initially used in the shower since it's meant to be waterproof, however from the first moments we could see water going into the vibrator so we decided to leave wet adventures for later. Once used on dry land, we noticed that the cheap plastic of the vibrator managed to make my girl's juices look unpleasant, and trust me, that's quite an achievement. Overall, the item was a flop. It will be good for foreplay but it's not there to finish any jobs: more of a sex aid with a partner, than sex replacement for single ladies. Regarding usability, an idiot oculd use it: there's only a standard twist cap which however, was not very stable and its clicking sound contributed to the already annoying vibration noise. Did the item make you feel sexy? the item failed to put either of us in the mood for sex. Thank God the mood was there already just because of the thought that we had to review a toy, however the toy itself did not push the right buttons. The only redeeming feature of the toy is that it's so ineffective for penetration and solo use that I got to use it on my girl for foreplay. What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties? Probably a poor one. We ended up stop using it and continued with normal sex. It's probaly nothing that we would show to any of our friends: it's not impressive enough to brag about and it's not even stupid enough to laugh about either. Any other comments? If we had the choice in the shop, we would not opt for this item. It looks cheap and boring and would definitely not recommend it to any friends. It does not look that we'll be using it regularly, if in fact at all again. How could this item be improved? A casing around the battery area would be nice (looking at a battery going in and out my girls pussy is not really sexy). A bit more waterproofing would be good since it promotes itself as one. And all that noise! the first time we heard it we thought that the noise somehow would convert into vibrating power, as if... Would you recomend this item to a friend? Simply No, nothing there to recommend. In fact if you give this toy to a friend of yours as a present they'll probably end up hating you. Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item? Using it as a stimulant in foreplay. Stroking the outside of the pussy gently with its tip was a good one. The vibrations are strong enough to stimulate the nipples but no more than other vibrators. What rating would you give this item out of 5? 2 (and that's only because it's the first toy we reviewed so we dont want to be too harsh) Climax jewels Reviewed by Insomniacs_love What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform? I found that the packaging was clean, simple and in fact understated for a vibrator, not tacky at all and there are a nice choice of colours. I am rather pesimistic about vibrators having had a number of differnt ones in the past and have to admit I wasn't to sure on the claims of the power and lack of noise what with its size. What was the item like in action? I was a bit dubious in the beginning about how the Climax Jewel was described on the packaging as being quiet and powerful, however I was plesantly surprised as it "did exactly what it said on the tin". I found the Jewel to be quiet enough to use without being caught by my boyfriend yet it also has the power to keep him entertained when we were together. As a warning though as the Jewel is plastic, if you are more used to the silicone or "real feel" vibrators on the market or even if you are not I would recommend using the product with a good amount lubricant! Did the item make you feel sexy? Due to the feelings I had originally about the speed and power of the Jewel it did take me a few hours before I gave it a go, since then I have been finding it hard to put it down! It put my partner at ease due to the fact it wasn't a massive penis shaped beast and we have had a good time testing the Jewel and will contine using it following this review! What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties? Shock! For the Jewel's size it does pack a punch! As yet I've been having too much fun to show friends or family but they have heard enough of my Jewel! Any other comments? I would advise that you use lube with this product and don't be put off by its size! Best things come in small packages! How could this item be improved? I haven't been able to find this product for sale as yet in the UK, but I would say that if it will be going on sale for less than 15 pounds I will be investing in the whole range of colours! Would you recomend this item to a friend? I would definatley recommend this item to anyone new to the world of vibes or is looking for a small companion for those quick intimate moments. There are sooo many to choose from but with the range of colours, the size and most of all it doesn't look like some scary penis, this product is a perfect little companion. Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item? As I have repeated throughout most of this review, I would advise using a good quality lubricant with the product! Due to the Jewel only being around 5 inches in height its small enough to fit in most women's handbag, take it with you to remove some boring moments! What rating would you give this item out of 5? 4 - Nice little starter vibe, or good for a sneaky moment! Climax jewels Reviewed by Sophia What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform? I was delighted to receive this to test, it looked really classy. It was well packaged and quite petite for a vibe though it had a good girth. The packaged carried on the jewel theme promising a treasure that travels. It looked easy to use. It was an electric blue colour, a nice change from the usual lurid pink vibes.It looked very promising and I was confident that it would satisfy me. What was the item like in action? The vibe was quite lightweight when the battery was in it and easy to manouvour. It was a vibe that you could carry around without it filling your handbag.It was fairly quiet. It was two speed and fairly easy to change the speed in use. I was expecting it to be made of jelly but it was hard plastic which suprised me Aand I thought it might be a bit harsh, However,it was a great success and had a smooth sensual feel. Did the item make you feel sexy? It looked feminine and sexy and I was raring to go. My partner used it on me to great effect prior to full sex and it really turned me on. It was very powerful on my clit. What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties? My partner liked it. He tends to prefer vibes to use on me that do not look like dicks. He thought it classy. It does aseem a bit small but it is powerful. Any other comments? I think it will be one of our favourite couples toys.It is great for foreplay. I loved the colour and the relative discreetness of it. How could this item be improved? It was fine as it was however, the very end of it was a bit rough, as though it was badly finished off, it was not smooth, Would you recomend this item to a friend? Yes, it is a discreet vibe and is easy to carry about. It is not in yer face like some vibes. Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item? Use it to dip in and out as well as on the clit. It does hit the G spot. I does of course need lube but not too much due to the hardness of the vibe, I find the jelly like ones to need loads of lube. What rating would you give this item out of 5? 4
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