What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
Standing a little over 6 inches and a delicious green colour, the Jade Missile (part of the Climax Gems collection) looked like great fun.
The design is a simple phallic shape with a row of ridges in the middle.
The box describes it as waterproof and multi-speed so I had high hopes of some bath time fun.
Made from a soft jelly like substance, the shaft is flexible but still pretty sturdy, so I was hopeful it could stand up to some regular use!
The packaging is tasteful and refreshingly un-tacky. Information about the product is clearly laid out.
What was the item like in action?
The combination of the flexible shaft and the vibration in the tip meant that the Jade Missile could be easily positioned.
The multi-speed is surprisingly powerful and although loud it is definitely not as loud as I first thought it would be.
My only real issue was with the base of the toy, where the batteries fit. This area is directly under the speed control. As you twist to increase the speed it is possible to start to unscrew the battery area. This is quite a flaw when using it in the bath/shower but with a little care it's not a major problem.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
I would say rather than putting you in a sexy mood, the jade missile is for when you are already turned on.
The powerful vibration coupled with the multi-speed and great flexibility meant that you can either use it to bring you to climax quickly or slowly tease yourself for a slow build up.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
The best thing about the jade missile is how unimposing it is and this made it perfect to use with my boyfriend.
Again, he was impressed with how powerful it was.
Any other comments?
I will definitely be using the jade missile again, alone and with my boyfriend.
It has definitely exceeded my expectations and I would even consider buying others in the climax gems range.
How could this item be improved upon?
Slight adjustments to the battery/speed control area would be welcomed as it was a bit of a worry using it in the bath.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Firstly stock up on batteries and it definitely works better with lube.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
4
Climax® Gems - Jade Missile Reviewed by devilishone
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
The item is a green transparent vibrator with a ribbed portion from approx the top 1/5th of the length to the bottom 1/3. Upon reading the box the toy is claimed to be both flexible and water proof. Of the vibrators made by the company as shown on the back of the box, it is the least penis looking.
What was the item like in action?
The vibrator was easy to open to insert batteries, although the rechargable batteries I had available didn't work in the toy as they appeared to be a tiny bit short and did not make make proper contact with the terminals in the toy. The flexibility is quite impressive, the rubber of the toy stretches and as the viration "bullet" is in the head of the toy it keeps the vibration at the action end. The vibration is impressively powerful when at full speed and even on the lowest speed was quite strong. The ribbed shaft also helps to give added sensation when used.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
The toy is relatively attractive in a nice transparent green, though in and of itself its not overly sexy. But the power and its flexibility as well as its smaller size made up for this. Its a sleek little vibrator with a lot of punch, give confidence in how it will perfom.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
The girlfriend really liked the power of the vibration, also the ribbing gave increased sensation when used. The flexibility helped in terms of stimulating the g-spot and we felt it was a nice design feature.
Any other comments?
There are some minor fears that the bending feature of the vibrator might make it a short lived toy as the rubber has to stretch over the plastic within the toy and the wires within also flex with the movement. Hopefully this has been fully stress tested by the manufacturers.
How could this item be improved upon?
Improving the battery compartment so that it will accept all AAA batteries would certainly help increase the useability of the toy.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes, this or one of the other vibrators in the range.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Nice fresh batteries and plenty of time to play.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
4
Climax® Gems - Jade Missile Reviewed by Hellsbells
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
This was a 'fun' looking vibe. It was quite small (just over 6 inches or so) and not very thick but ribbed and very bendy! The box said it was waterproof which I haven't had on any of my other vibes so I was excited to see how it would perform in the shower and bath!
What was the item like in action?
I found it to be a bit small for my liking,not just length but width ways. It would be a great vibe for a beginner though or young woman starting out. Also as it was very bendy it might even work for anal action. Also it has an amazing top speed which can make your eyes pop!
I found it quite quiet in comparison to my other vibes, quite discreet.
The base (where the batteries go) was a little fiddly as when you turned it up the bottom became loose. Other than that it was great and fully waterproof!
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Well it certainly makes baths and showers more fun! I used it a couple of times before the main action and was happy each time. Also it is great to have something to use (or have used on you) when you are in the shower or bath. Candles, and a parner (or not) and you're away!!
I don't think it made me more sexy or more confident but it did deliver on flexibility and being waterproof made it novel.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My hubby didn't seem overly impressed until he found out it was waterproof. He was a little worried about getting water in the battery compartment but once we learned to be a bit careful with the speed dial things were great.
He is getting used to my popping new vibes out now and said this one was far less scary looking that some we have had.
Any other comments?
This is a good starting place or bath/shower vibe. It is very bendy with ribs for extra sensation and great and varied speeds. I loved that it was waterproof. The only thing was it could have done with being a bit larger for my liking. However it would easily fit in a handbag for fun on the run and I would recommend it.
How could this item be improved upon?
Make it larger (girthwise). Also PLEASE fix the base/speed control problem as if you got over excited you could easily fill the battery compartment with water!
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Definately go with the waterproof angle on this. Try it solo or with a partner for washtime fun! This also cuts down the need for lots of lube.
In hindsight I should have given this one to my daughter to try (she's 16). She's just getting started with toys and this would have suited her better than me.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
4
