What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
i thought, this is a new 1.I felt that the label was very clear,and thought it would be a little different to all the other lubricants out ther.
What was the item like in action?
it was spot on, with what the lable said,it is a very good lubricant.Cold to the touch,but warmed instantly in your hand.I felt there was no differance to any other lubricant I'd tried in past.Simple to use.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
IT MADE THE HUBBY THINK HIS LUCK WAS IN.MADE NO DIFFERANCE,NEVER MADE ME ANY MORE ADVENTURUS THAN ANY OTHER TIME,JUST MADE IT PLAIN TO HUBBY WOT HE WAS ABOUT TO GET!
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
IT MADE ME LAUGH WHEN I OPENED ITS PACKAGING,WHEN HE SEEN IT HE REMARKED,"WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN TESRTING THIS ONE".HE ASKED DOES IT INCREASE YOUR PLEASURE,HE THOUGHT IT WOULD GIVE OFF A SENSATION.
Any other comments?
THE PRODUCT, DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE LABEL, NOTHING MORE THOUGH!NOT A GREAT DEAL TO COMMENT ON THIS TIME,ITS A VERY BIG TUB SO WE WILL USE IT GRATELY!MAYBE IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR IT TO HAVE A FRAGRANCE TO IT, ALSO WOULD BE BETTER IF IT GAVE OFF A SENSATION.
How could this item be improved upon?
NO FAULTS, BUT A LITTLE BORING.PACKAGING IS GOOD,SIZE IS GREAT,IT GOES ALONG WAY WHEN ITS HEATED IN YOUR HANDS, DOESN'T STAIN FABRIC.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
NO, BUT I'D GIVE AS A GIFT WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
NONE WE AINT TRIED WITH OTHER LUB's.IT IS WHAT IT SAYS, JUST A LUBRICANT,IT RUBS INTO SKIN WELL, DOESN'T LEAVE YOU STICKY, JUST SMOOTH.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
7, BECAUSE OF THE AMMOUNT YOU'D GET.
Bottoms Up Butt Wax Reviewed by CawCaw
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
I was quite shocked when I took this out of the box - it's over 1kg of anal lube, in a big tub that looks more like it should hold a bodybuilding supplement. The logo was an odd shield-shape, like a police badge, and there was very little other information on the packaging. When I opened it, I was confronted by what looked like fresh dairy ice cream. It looked like quite a strange substance, and I wasn't altogether sure I wanted to use it.
What was the item like in action?
The packaging says "scoop it up and apply to desired area for lubrication and to ease discomfort", but scooping it up is more difficult that it suggests. The product is quite hard at first - like wax, oddly enough - but then turns to the consistency of icing sugar with heat and pressure. Watching it change in my hand was a bit strange. When I actually got down to using it, it was very effective. Once it heats up it is a very good lube, which almost forms a slippery barrier and is very long lasting. Performance-wise, it is a very good anal lube. It made it very easy to insert penis/fingers into the anus, with little resistance. However, it has a massive drawback - it is very difficult to clean up.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Not really, partly because the tub of lube is just so big. It is a big, bold item, rather than a subtle sex toy, and it is quite hard to get over such a huge pot of lube being by the side of the bed. It also feels strange as it turns from wax into lube. This is not a sexy-looking item, and it doesn't make you feel particularly sexy, but it does do the job. I was surprised how easily my partner's fingers slid into my anus while using the product, and it stayed very well lubricated.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Both myself and my partner were taken aback by the size of the pot of lube. It did intrigue us - we wanted to see what it was like - but weren't necessarily sure that we wanted to use it for sex. Once we opened it and saw how it changed substance, we were even more reluctant. But we were pleasantly surprised by how it performed.
Any other comments?
I have never been a huge enthusiast of anal sex, and nor has may partner, so although this is a good anal lube it hasn't really changed our minds. I do like being anally fingered, and it is really good for that, so I will not be discarding it altogether.
How could this item be improved upon?
This item has a massive problem - it is almost impossible to clean off. It is not water-based, so doesn't 'dissolve' in the shower. And because it is an anal lube, it stays in the anus for ages. It would also benefit from being provided in a tub half the size of this industrial-sized vat.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No - but only because of how difficult it is to clean. I might recommend it to a gay friend, because it is a very effective anal lube, but if you are only having occasional anal sex, it is too messy.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
It is a very good anal lube, so play away in that area. I have also used it to masturbate, as it stays lubricated without the need to constantly add more.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
3