What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
First impression was OMG!!! This is something we never would have thought of using.
The packaging was well designed and made the penis erection pump look respectable, with a hint of comedy.
What was the item like in action?
Yes, although it didn\'t make it any harder than usual.
Hubby advised it felt fine, but complained I pumped it too much.
The item was a bit of a flop - obviously not literally!!
The pump on the item was quite stiff to squeeze too and was a bit too much like hard work.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
No, not really.
The item had an element of fun to it, but not in a passionate way.
Didn\'t make us feel more sexy, again a bit too much to think about and hard work.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Parterner was not too impressed. Was up for trying, but it didn\'t really get us going or set a sexual mood, just a bit of an Austin Powers comedy moment.
Any other comments?
This is something we had never thought of using, as stiffness is never a problem.
It hasn\'t opened any avenues, as it was all too much like hard work and not a two way thing.
How could this item be improved?
The hand pump was very hard to squeeze and the overall shape, size etc didn\'t make it easy to use.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Not really, unless they had an issue with stiffness.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
No hot tips really, apart from make sure the bloke has an open mind and good sense of humour.
Found the product to be very basic and couldn\'t really think of any other use or how to share any other way.
What rating would you give this item out of 5?
2
XXXtreme Sports Pump, The Grand Slam Red Reviewed by sc221069
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
First impression of this item was not very good.The description & images used are just terrible.The front see through panel reveals the pump in all its bright green \"glory\".There is also a big build up football match description on the side of the box which is somehow supposed to relate to the pump.It conjours up images of football players running round with this thing attached to them in order for them to \"score\".Very very tacky.
What was the item like in action?
I have to admit i did not try this out on a football field as the story on the box suggested!!However i found it to be heavy,cumbersome & nothing short of uncomfortable thing to use which for me had the opposite desired effect for what it is designed for.There is no gradual build up of any sensation just a sudden severe vacuum of suction which is quite painful.I tried this using both a quick & slow pumping action via the hand pump but both achieved the same painful result.It also has a removable inner sleeve which comes out very easily but proved almost impossible to replace.I also tried this with the sleeve removed but the result was worse than with it inserted.A huge flop for me .
Did the item make you feel sexy?
This made me feel less than sexy due to the discomfort it caused me.It was a total turn off as it didn\'t work for me & my partner found it to be very frustrating that this item just put me off.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
The first reaction of my partner was one of \"Oh my god\" & not in a good way.She thought it looked hideous & had some doubts about how it would perform.Unfortunately these turned out to be correct.We have not shown this item to anyone else.
Any other comments?
I have always wondered what one of these pumps would be like & after the experience with this one i am in no hurry to try any others.This has simply closed the door on this avenue of sexual adventure.This will now just stay in it\'s box & will not see the light of day again.
I am nothing short of disappionted with this item.
How could this item be improved?
The packaging for this pump really needs to be revised as it is just terrible.Also it could be made a bit lighter as it is far too heavy & the design of replacing the inner sleeve could do with a bit of revision.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
I would have to say in all honesty that i would most dedinately not recommend this item to anyone else.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
The best tip i have for this item is that unless you enjoy a painful experience then don\'t buy one.I have tried it both with & without a lube & have found no difference in the end results.Overall this one is down to personal choice,but this one is not for me.
What rating would you give this item out of 5?
1
