What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
When l received
the packet l was intrigued as to what was inside due to the size;when l
opened it and saw the item in question,my first thought was Wow!! It looked
huge and l thought "I ain't gonna fill that tube with my dick!" It had a
long (around 9" when l measured it) tube which your dick goes into,the
usual bulb type pump and a clear plastic tube connecting the pump to the
body of the Pet Pump.At the base of the body is a cyberskin sleeve;this
ensures that your dick goes in safely(and also acts as a masturbator-see
later on.....)
What was the item like in action?
I put ample lube on my dick to ensure it
slipped in easily,pushed the tube over my dick and began to
pump.Unfortunately after a few pumps the bulb does not return to it's usual
shape and you are unable to pump anymore.This disappointed me as l felt my
dick was not tightly encased inside the tube.I therefore took the bulb
off,put the end of the clear plastic tube(that was attached to the bulb)
into my mouth and sucked.This created a better vacuum therefore making my
dick tighter in the tube.If you do this every few seconds you can customise
the tightness of your dick;the more you suck,the tighter the feeling!
Did the item make you feel sexy?
It certainly did; when you have created
the best vacuum one's dick is rock hard inside that tube! You leave it
inside as long as you need;if necessary suck on the plastic tube to get a
better vacuum
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Okay,lets face it,it's not going to make your dick any longer!
Mine measured 6" inside the tube,l didn't expect it to increase and fill
the whole 9" of the tube but it certainly gives you a rock hard hard on!!
Unfortunately Mrs T hasn't seen it yet but she'll probably say "You don't
need a longer one!" (Yes l do Mrs T,l want 10"!!!)
Any other comments?
After you have had the excitement of you dick tightly
encased in a 9" plastic tube,release the vacuum by pressing the release
button at the top of the tube,pull the tube up to the top of your dick and start pumping it up and down.You will then enjoy a gorgeous wank which (if
you close your eyes and use your imagination) will feel like you're fucking
a nice tight virgin pussy! You are guaranteed a massive orgasm!!
How could this item be improved upon?
I think the bulb need improving,as
mentioned l was disappointed that you can only extract so much with the
bulb,the rest being done by sucking.Apart from that,no.The cyberskin
ensures a good seal and you won't damage the base of your dick on the end
of the tube.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
If any of my friends were in the
market for one yes;however it is best for masturbation as opposed to
increasing one's length.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
As always make sure you
use lots of lube,and give the item a damn good washing when you've
finished. Oh,and if you're 8" or more DON'T BUY IT AS YOU DON'T NEED
IT.......AND I'M JEALOUS AS HELL!!!!!!!!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
A definite 5-great for those times
when you're on your own and don't fancy a hand job.Try it,you'll love it. NO,you're not borrowing mine!!
XL Pet Pump with CyberSkin® Pump Seal, Smoke & Ice Reviewed by Ginger
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
My first reaction when I opened my parcel was "How Big??"
The packaging is a sturdy plastic "snap" shut clear case which can be re-used for storing the toy in after use.
There is a picture of a semi naked lady on the inlay card, which I thought a naked male woud have been more appropriate!
What was the item like in action?
The XL lives up to its name, it is very large!
There is a "cyberskin" seal around the base of the pump for a snugg fit.
Once inplace the pump controll was very easy to use, although a tad slow.
There is a release valve at the top of the pump to relieve pressure, but not much pressure was actually achieved.
After only 4 or 5 pumps the pump handle would not re-inflate hence no more pump.
This penis pump is quite a large unit and is quite heavy so a few hands are needed!
Did the item make you feel sexy?
No not really, had more of a giggle about it.
The pump chamber is a bit of numb thing so we got quite frustrated with it by the end.
I wouldn't say this made either of us feel sexy, as we didn't gain anything from it.
The problem was my husband felt a tad deflated as there was not enought vaccuum within the chamber to achieve any results.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My husband was not very impressed with the penis pump.
He was not worried about using the pump as we have used one before.
He thought this would work really well with its size, and would achieve lots of vaccuum, but this was not the case.
In review, this toy was definatly not a big hit.
Any other comments?
We have used a penis pump before but nothing as big as this.
The "Cyberskin" seal is a nice soft comfy fit but, (without upsetting my husband), it was a bit too loose and a good enough seal was not achieved.
If you are a rather large man then I'm sure this would fit better.
It just didn't seem to work as well as we expected.
How could this item be improved upon?
I think this could be improved by making the cyberskin seal a tighter fit for a better seal.
Also the pump chamber is a dark smokey grey colour, which means you can't see whats "growing" all that well especially if in subdubed lighting.
Maybe a lighter colour would be better then you can see whats happening.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Sorry, but no I wouldn't
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Use plenty of lube on the seal to make it easier getting on and (more importantly) off.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
2
XL Pet Pump with CyberSkin® Pump Seal, Smoke & Ice Reviewed by Leo
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
It was extremely intimidating. The plastic 'beaker-like' contraption was very scary due to its unrealistic size. This falsely gives the impression that your penis may potentially grow to that size. This was never going to happen!
What was the item like in action?
Very poor-nothing happened. The product sets you up with false hopes and promises things it can't deliver. My boyfriend was quite gutted.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
No. It didn't work and made my boyfriend feel inadequate. Hardly the setting for a sexy evening!
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My boyfriend was extremely upset and felt inadequate. He was very let down.
Any other comments?
The product is useless. will not be using it again. Very disappointed.
How could this item be improved upon?
If it had done what it promised it would do! Make it work and it might make a difference.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Never. It's about as useful as a chocolate fireguard.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Yes. Put it straight in the bin!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
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