What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
The first thought in our minds was wow that’s huge- at 8 inches long and 2 inches wide it was definitely the biggest vibrator that we had ever considered. The “real skin” felt a bit sticky and was made of silicone and within a few touches had already attracted hair to it. It felt heavy – not surprising considering the size and the fact that there was a vibrator inside it providing stiffness to it. We were quite nervous as to how it would perform and knew that a lot of lube and easy going would be needed.
What was the item like in action?
Despite a lot of lube and foreplay the toy was just too big for comfort, something which put an end to any activity. although the tip was slightly squishy the minute the vibrator inside gave it any stiffness it became too much
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Because of the size the item didn’t make us feel sexy. in fact due to the discomfort it ended the activity. The fact that we had to wash it first ruined some of the spontaneity factor that other toys enjoy which didn’t contribute to the overall mood.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Unfortunately despite the initial shock and following curiosity the moment we tried to use it the reactions turned sour. It turned out to be a fairly negative experience.
Any other comments?
This toy would suit ladies/couples that are used to bigger (and more extreme) toys. The feeling of the skin wasn’t unpleasant but the stiffness and size made it uncomfortable for us to use.
How could this item be improved upon?
The stiffness issue would be an improvement and making it a little less wider would probably give it a broader appeal. The "skin" felt okay yet needs to be used with lube and washed carefully after and most probably before use. The dildo inside could be taken out (a bit of effort but it reduced the stiffness and thickness and made it floppieryet difficult to use effectively)
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Only if I knew that they liked larger toys. As an "experimenter" for bigger is better I might recommend it as I don’t imagine that they could get bigger than this
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Use a lot of lube and warm up well for this one. Maybe use it as part of show for your partner or as part of a long drawn out session.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
1 too big for most I assume.
Silicone Vibrating "Purple Majesty" Large Dong with Balls Reviewed by ludica33
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
when i opened the packet my first thought was "oh my fucking good god what the hell am i supposed to do with that", on first impressions i thought theres no way im gonna be able to try that, the packaging didnt need to say anything the product said it all for itself, ive never seen anything so huge 8"5 long and 7" thick with the biggest balls ive ever seen. I was scared to try it
What was the item like in action?
this thing is that big it takes 2 c battries, i didnt think it would have much vibration with it bein so big but it wasnt too bad, it was very flesh like and did have a realistic feel about it, the item was a defo flop for me as i couldnt use it, after a night of alcohol with my partner and alot of play i agreed to give it a try but the only part that was used was the tip and i cant really say that the vibration was strong enough to do anything for me, was there any difficults oh my god yes dont normally complain but the extra 4 inch was certainly way to much
Did the item make you feel sexy?
if anything this put me off sex, i was that scared to try it i couldnt do it sober this would need a gallon of lube never mind a bottle, i love my toys but this was a no for me it was way to big to enjoy, for me personally it caused more pain than excitement, it didnt turn me on no matter what we tried
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
i have shown everyone this product my partner laughed and said as if any bloke is really like that, all my female friends replied with oh my god no way none of them wanted to try it for me , but my gay male friend replied oh yes please lol, all the women said it was way to big to use
Any other comments?
this is a product i would not buy in the sex shop, i mighnt pick it up to look at in sheer shock, but i most certainly wont be using it again, for me i really dont think it needs to be that big, its not the size that counts its what it does
How could this item be improved upon?
yeah knock about 4 inch off the thickness and make it reasonable to use, the feel of it is fine and i like the realistic feel but smaller would be better
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
no
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
id love to recieve some tips on this as i have none of my own, i tried alcohol lube foreplay but nothing could make me enjoy this, as i said before no need for packaging the product says it all
How would you rate this item out of 5?
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Silicone Vibrating "Purple Majesty" Large Dong with Balls Reviewed by claire
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
Oh My God!!! It's HUGE!! and then I calmed down and thought about it. It is big, but it's thick too. Wasn't sure I would be able to fully test the product but would see what i could do :) It must have been modelled on a real cock because it's very realistic, even if a little on the large size
What was the item like in action?
It was used in a more teasing way than fully penetrative. My boyfriend enjoyed the control of having 2 cocks at his disposal and even better when one of them can be put anywhere. Even though the fully silicone dildo is soft and flexible, a solid plastic vibrator running through the middle makes teasing and foreplay even better
Did the item make you feel sexy?
At first NO WAY, it was quite intimidating and i wasn't sure I would enjoy it, but after some foreplay and a little massage, I felt very sexy and very much in the mood for more....
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
A surprised one, as I've said, the size of it was intimidating for both me and my boyfriend. I wasn't sure it would be something we could include in our sex play but after some inventiveness on my boyfriends part, it worked quite well.
Any other comments?
Just be prepared to give it a go. Not in the way you think, but enjoy the soft silicone and the way the whole thing feels. It's quite realistic and rather strange to handle at first but you will get used to it. Vibration function is also very good, with the vibrator being fully removable so you get 2 toys in one
How could this item be improved upon?
a little bit less girth, other than that, it's all good. The product that I received was a very dark shade and it's not something that I would choose independently. However, I am aware that this product is available in a natural flesh colour so it covers all bases.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Probably not. With it being the size it is, I wouldn't want to offend any of my friends. They'd think I thought they were buckets!?!
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
The best use we found over-all was having deep throat contests. Especially if the loser has to get out of bed to make the tea!! Its strangly satisfying watching your boyfriend attempt to take a huge cock in his mouth :)
How would you rate this item out of 5?
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