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Sex Toys ReviewsThe Professor's Pet Sex Doll - February 2008 Help this college cutie explore her wild side The Professor's Pet Sex Doll Reviewed by olgandilbs What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform? Large box, light weight...open it and oh my god its a blow up doll. Straight away thought great something for the old man then had visions of Del Boy and Rodney and the 3 wheeler.lol. Doll was packaged well. Large box with plastic front so you can see her "lifelike" head. Wev`e never thought about getting a doll, its not something thats even crossed our minds, but in the spirit of doing a proper test tried to stiffle the giggles and get on with it. The box had lots of info about the doll and looked well thought out and proffessional. Large graphix as to what you could do with your willing co-ed. On getting Nicole(we named her to make it less impersonal) out of the box first thing we noticed in the deflated state she was in was that the plastic was really hard to the touch. there was no oral opening, both vagina and anus there though so thought it would keep dilbs busy for 5 mins at least deciding which to go for. Both the vagina and anal openings are integeral to the doll and cant be removed to be used seperate. A slight amount of pubic hair which felt and looked quite comical, looked like it had been stuck on by a drunk...all over the place and not alot of it. In the box was supplied a foot pump and also a repair kit. There was also a vibrating bullet supplied which fitted into a hole on Nicoles back just above her arse for stimulation in both holes. Couldnt wait to get hubby burning rubber and was getting turned on by the thought of seeing him in action. What was the item like in action? Foot pump eay to use, even without any instructions and within seconds she startes to come to life. First thing we noticed was that she had no hands only stumps and no toes, then again didn`t really expect supermodel attributes. Also I noticed how her front bum wa sout of place and almost on her tummy. Realised it was for ease of entry when shagging..she cant open up and bend her legs on demand coz shes got no joints...doooh. All was going well till we started to hear the unmistakable sound of a puncture. Not a good sign straight out of the box. Found the puncture under her right armpit on the seam, probably the worst place it could have been. On looking at the seam around the area it hadn`t been finished off well and ther were bits of sharpish rubber just off the seam. Tried over the next few days to repair but no good. Used the kit supplied and also bike puncture kits but all no good. The tear started to get bigger each time we fixed then attempted to blow her up. Unable to use the doll at all due to as stated earlier the fanny and arse couldnt be taken out, total flop, pardon the pun. Did the item make you feel sexy? The doll on first look made me giggle but then got in the mood thinking of it in use. In the end though quite deflated and could only bring myself to use the bullett after a while. this worked ok as a general massager but nothing more. What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties? Both of us couldnt wait to use it on first look, but unlike the six million doller women we were unable to rebuild her. If we`d bought the doll it would have been shipped straight back for money back. Any other comments? Dont think we`ll rush out and buy one of these to replace our departed Nicole.. Obviously we got a duff and no implication that they`re all this badly finished off but a bit dissapointed ours didnt rise to the occassion. There is a number for returns on the inside top of the box for returns within 14 days. How could this item be improved? Needs to be made stronger around the seams and finished off to a higher standard. Could also use a better rubber and include fingers and toes to try and make the doll look a bit better. Packaging was spot on and promised a higher quality then what was actually in the box. There are also no drain holes for after its been used so with nothing being detachable it would be left to gravity, not a good way to clean a toy of this nature. Would you recomend this item to a friend? No Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item? You would have to use plenty of lube, and I mean lots. The plastic round both holes is quite tight and hard, might be a selling point to some. This doll doesnt come cheap and you would expect a better quality and more highly finished product for your cash. What rating would you give this item out of 5? 0 The Professor's Pet Sex Doll Reviewed by dave and angie What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform? we were a bit suprised to see a life size blow-up doll, as this isn,t the sort of sex toy we tend to use. it looked good quality, but i havn,t looked at any others to compare with What was the item like in action? we didn,t use the doll as it isn,t or sort of think, we like toys we can use together. we opened the packaging and checked the feel and the look, the doll had realistic looking pubes , but the skin texture looked very unreal. Did the item make you feel sexy? No, this isn,t what we like to use, this is more for single men than a married couple. we would not use this to spice up our sex life. we looked at it in a light hearted manner more than sexual. What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties? myself and my partner did not enjoy it as a sex toy, but we had a good laugh when we opened the package. this would be good fun for a hen night. Any other comments? thank you for sending the doll , but for us , we would have more fun with toys we can use on each other.it did amuse us by we had to find somewhere to hide it from the kids, which wasn,t easy. How could this item be improved? the look of the doll wasn,t very realistic , the smell of plastic/rubber isn,t very arousing either. Would you recomend this item to a friend? we wouldn.t recommened this to anyone as a sex toy, but it would be good fun for hen or stag parties. Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item? the doll came with a tube of lube, so it may be best to use some of that for better satisfaction . it may be a good idea to provide it with a pump as well. What rating would you give this item out of 5? 1 The Professor's Pet Sex Doll Reviewed by lid4975 What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform? i was shocked when i opened it. i wasn't expencting that, the picture on the box made it look realistic, when i opened it, it was nothing like the picture. once it was blown up it didn't even look real, we just sat about laughting at it. my husbands dream as always been 3 in a bed but i don't think he wanted it with a blow up doll. What was the item like in action? the doll didn't really cover our expectations, it was so unrealistic it was hard to take anything seriously.i think this was a defonate flop for us. not our cup of tea at all. sorry. Did the item make you feel sexy? no it defanatly didn't. it made me look fat as it had the perfect figuer and i don't. i am sorry but it just didn't do anything for me or my husband. What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties? we all had a good laught with our friends came over, we named it sabdra and said we are going to take it on our holidays, so it will be well travelled. they all loved it in the funny sence but as a sex toy if was adefanate no no. Any other comments? this item is for a lonely man, it wasn't really the sort of thing myself and my husband would use. How could this item be improved? the packaging makes the utem look great, it's just a shame that it is nothing like it looks. Would you recomend this item to a friend? if i ahd a lonly friend with no girlfriend and he was desparate them maybe i would, but our friends and i will just use it as a laught and nothing more. Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item? no sorry i can't say there is anything that would help with this item. sorry. What rating would you give this item out of 5? 1 
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