What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
Where do I start? When I agreed to test this item I did promise to do a
sensible review on it but I find myself totally defeated!
The box looks promising with a picture of a very attractive young ladyboy
on the front. Unfortunately the contents in no way live up to the
picture.
Inside is a very cheap looking, very unattractive and downright ridiculous
blow up doll. Think Delboy on Only Fools and Horses and you're in the
right area! The 'ladyboy' addition is about 12 inches long and the
thickness of my wrist. Don't get your hopes up however as, even with
prolonged inflation with my trusty electric pump, this appendage failed to
amount to more than novel decoration. To be honest I think I was
expecting more of a dildo type phallus that would be a source of pleasure
rather than amusement.
All the seams on the doll are very rough and the openings in the mouth and
anus have the same problem so, even if you felt aroused (maybe the
overpowering smell of plastic does it for you!), you'd be risking serious
injury inserting anything you valued! The opening are also only around 4"
deep and quite wide too. Neither of those dimensions are promising!
With her painted on hair and purple thong and stunned expression, you
would need to be seriously deprived (or depraved!) to consider this an
item of pleasure!
What was the item like in action?
It depends what you mean by 'in action'! Did it get to the bedroom with
us? No it bloody well did not! It is the most revolting thing I have
seen in a long time. We are very broadminded and willing to try anything
once but just couldn't bring ourselves to use the doll in the way the
makers intended.
Did it amuse our friends and even make a trip to the office to scare our
colleagues? Yes it did!
I defy anyone to be able to take this item seriously as an extension of
their sex life.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Not in the slightest! The doll is very cheap and tacky looking and was
probably made for 20p in Taiwan.
However, as with all of items I've received from Sex Toy Testers, no
matter how ridiculous, they get you thinking about sex and one thing leads
to another so I guess 'Fifi' (as she was christened) wasn't a total waste.
What reaction did the item achieve - personally to you or with other parties?
General hilarity was the order of the day coupled with a sort of gruesome
fascination.
We agreed that we would like to meet the man who finds this an attractive
and stimulating companion as we believe he would be worthy of serious
scientific study!
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
The reaction of everyone who had the misfortune to see this item, including myself, can best be summed up as gruesome fascination!
As a joke item it does the trick but nobody could take it seriously.
It really is repulsive!
Any other comments?
I must confess to being very disappointed when we first received 'Fifi'.
I had imagined all sorts of wonderful things we could get up to with our
compliant third party. None of these are possible due to the flaccidity
of the doll and the general revulsion felt when she is inflated to her
full glory.
How could this item be improved upon?
I'm struggling for what to say in this area really!
It's a very cheap looking item and I'm not sure it could be improved upon
without increasing the cost of the doll dramatically. We've seen some
very nice dolls but they are hundreds of pounds as opposed to the £20 we'd
guess this doll costs.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No way would I recommend this as an item for sexual means. I don't think
I'd even recommend it as a hen or stag night joke. She's just too
horrible for words but you have to see it to believe just how repulsive
and ridiculous it is!
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Do not even attempt to take this seriously!
If you really desperate enough to think of adding a Lovin' Ladyboy to your
collection, save your money and dig out the lilo from last years summer
holiday. It will be just as useful!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
0.5 (and that's just for the laughs!)
Lovin' Ladyboy Doll, Inflatable Transexual Love Doll Reviewed by Thrusterboy
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
Apart from the fact that we nearly didn't receive the item-it was delayed due to the strike backlog,a delivery was attempted and card left and only just managed to get it before they sent it back as was working away!A small box,l was expecting it to be larger.There was a picture of a "Ladyboy"(Tits and a cock for the unknowing!) on the front;this was obviously taken from one of the ladyboy dvds available(advertised on the reverse of the box).The box says "more beautiful than most women you have ever seen".....I was very excited and couldn't wait to see what is was like,and to be honest was looking forward to "safe sex" with this ladyboy!
What was the item like in action?
It was CRAP!!!!We have previously tested another inflatable which was bad,but this took THE BISCUIT.l took "her" out of the box,and was greeted with something that appeared to be made out of blow up lilo bed type material.The face was printed onand was UGLY,the "tits were equally poor,the penis looked NOTHING like a penis,it was just an attachment and could have been anything.l blew "it" up,when l saw it l was immediately put off and deflated it straight away.There was NO WAY l was fucking that,let alone playing with "her"penis! l could not see how a company could sell such a badly designed and constructed item.POTENTIAL BLOW UP LADYBOY PURCHASERS-DON'T BOTHER-IT'LL PUT YOU OFF SEX FOR LIFE!
Did the item make you feel sexy?
NO!!!! I wanted nothing to do with this THING-Mrs T saw it and fell about the room laughing-she was equally unimpressed.She suggested she could dress it up and put in the passenger seat when she's driving alone!
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
It made me cringe;it made Mrs T fall about-she thought it was the worst sex toy she'd ever seen!
Any other comments?
Don't bother trying it as you will get no satisfaction from it.You are better off getting one of the "stroker" type masturbaters
How could this item be improved upon?
Tie it to a rocket next bonfire night and launch into space! There is nothing you could do to improve it other than re-design it and make it more like a sex toy,not a child's blow up inflatable alien type doll.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No-l would be too embarassed to show it to anyone.It's going into the charity bag when one comes through the letterbox-just like the last did!
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Yes-don't buy it in the first place.IT'S A RIP OFF!! You couldn't call this a sex toy!!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
0-sorry it was horrendous!
