What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
When I first opened the envelope and saw the brightly coloured bottle with imitation pop-cap and pictures of lemons on, I thought I had been sent some kind of drink to test.
The emphasis is clearly on fun, the back includes a 'fake' nutritional breakdown that promises 100% total fun and 0% guilt. From reading the label I was pleased to see it is sugar free and overall just from the outside the product had me excited.
The prospect of the lemon-lime flavoured had my taste-buds tingling in readiness.
What was the item like in action?
Unfortunately the packaging promised a lot that the product couldn't deliver. When you open the top you see that there is no way to regulate the flow of the product from the bottle.
The lube itself is rather thick and behaves rather like tomato sauce by keeping you waiting only to leap from the bottle at the last minute in a messy splurge.
The smell can only be described as synthetic lemon, most akin to Lemsip. Overpowering and faintly medicinal.
Even that didn't prepare me for the taste, which was, to put it politely, repulsive. It gave me the impression of something you might force yourself to take if you have the flu.
As far as lubrication went, the initial slickness wears off quickly and you are left with a sticky goo.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Initially just from the look of the bottle and the description on the front it did turn my mind to thoughts of saucy fun.
Everything about the look of the bottle is fresh, young and slightly naughty but once you taste it it undoes all its good work.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My boyfriend remarked it smelt like something you clean the windows with, and I guess that even if it failed to deliver what it promised it did give us both a good laugh.
Any other comments?
I have never been a fan of flavoured lubricants, they never actually taste of what they are supposed to. Definitely won't be using this item again and do feel incredibly let down by it.
How could this item be improved upon?
The first improvement would be making it taste like real lemons, as the synthetic taste is a real turn off.
The bottle itself needs some way of delivering the lube in a more measured way to cut through a lot of the mess and hassle of fiddling with the top.
Standing at about 7 inches high with an inch and a half diameter the bottle was quiet compact, and at first glance doesn't look like a lube bottle at all, which I guess could be handy.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Off the top of my head I would say buy it and laugh at how bad it is but if you want to use it as a lube make sure you reapply it regularly.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
2
Fizz Lubricant Lickin' Lemon-Lime Reviewed by Lemon & Lime flavour Lube
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
My first impression was that someone had sent me a new sample of drink to try!! It wasnt till i read the bottle properly that i realised what it was. The packaging is very colourful and looks fun.
What was the item like in action?
I was looking forward to experiencing the 'fizz' element, which is what it said on the bottle. Unfortunatley, there was no fizz. I smelt the contents and it smelt REALLY nice.
As far as a lubricant goeas, it works just as well as any other. The disappointment came when there was no tingley fizz upon application.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
The lubricant definately worked as you would expect it to, and did put me in the mood - but i didn't feel like there was any special reason to buy this paticular item.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
I would suggest keeping this one well hidden from the kids, as i mentioned earlier, it could very easily be mistaken for a drink!!!
Any other comments?
Although I will probably use this product until it
runs out I dont think i will be rushing out to buy another bottle to
replace it.
How could this item be improved upon?
The product smelt and looked great. The only problem for me was that the smell was the only thing that made it different in use to any other lubricant.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Just apply as normal
How would you rate this item out of 5?
3
Fizz Lubricant Lickin' Lemon-Lime Reviewed by Sam
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
the lubricant came in a very nice bootle which was very colourful and very professional looking. it even contained the 'nutrition facts'!The lubricant tasted very yummy and i predicted i was going to have a fun time using it. I was very impressed to see also that the lube was sugar free... it meant you could have as much as you like!
What was the item like in action?
It was very good, it wasn't too sticky. It felt very smooth and was definitely a hit.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Definitely, it felt very good when being rubbed in. The sensation was very good.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
All my friends were just as eager to try and taste the product as i was. They all found it very tasty and wanted some for themself to see what results it would give.
Any other comments?
If you put the item i the fidge to cool then it feels even nicer. The colder the better, because you get more of a shock!
How could this item be improved upon?
There are six flavours but some are very strange sounding ones. They could include flavours such as strawberry and rasberry for those who do not like experimenting with strange flavours (such as rocking rootbeer)!
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
As said before cool it before use as it gives the body a shock which turns you on very quickly!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
5
