What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
OH my god,what a beast this is. My b.f had to go and pick it up from the post office as it wouldnt fit through the letter box, just hope my postman hasnt figured out what it wos (mind you it wasnt me that picked it up) : 0 )
Infact it looked quite scary,i was thinking "oh my god how am i going to fit that inside me",the packaging made me laugh instantly as its got REAL MAN all over it.What did i guess would happen when i used the item? It would probably make my eyes water.
What was the item like in action?
It did exactly what it said on the packet. Its batterie operated with remote control.I have to say its made of this life like jel-lee surface,which is suprisingly like it says,life like.I was looking forward to trying this baby,and my b.f,he espaecially liked the control.There is different vibrating levels and it vibrates through the big balls on it.We had a look on the hustler website and apparently this huge beast is a copy of a pornstar`s cock,lucky co stars.
The size is 19x4cm. its the girth that got me. To start with we had trouble getting it in,so out came the lube which solved the problem.Wow wee,i totally love this,never had a vibro like it,i love the girth,you feel totally full.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
It massively turned me on,infact i decide to give my b.f a blowjob while crouching in front of him and bouncing up and down on it.Its that big and stable it actually stands up so you can ride it. He thought that was a big turn on,kind of like having a threesome.The whole size of this beauty turns me on and i like the fact you can stand it up too.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My b,f loved it too,i had it out again the other night and he started wanking at the site of it up me,which led to great sex. Havent shown to anyone else yet but will sure suprise some friends of mine.
Any other comments?
FANTASTIC, am getting horny now just thinking about it,its a great warmer upper and gets you in the mood.We will defo be using again and again and again.
much better than i thought.
How could this item be improved upon?
I dont think it could be improved,we certainly had no commplaints. Some might say it was too big,but once your lubed up it wil suprise you how easy it slips in.the girth is its redeeming feature and the texture.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
yes yes yes
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
the best thing you could do with it is probably what i did,give your partner lots of sttention whilst riding this beast. USE LOTS OF LUBE,it makes it soooom much easier and more enjoyable.
We also tought this could double up as a doorstop,paper weight or weapon if you dont lik its main purpose : )
How would you rate this item out of 5?
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Joltin' Johnson, Natural Reviewed by Pussy
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
It looked like a mans penis with half a testicle.It looked very realistic.It felt very rubbery though.It looked very interesting and I could not wait to try it to see what it would do.
What was the item like in action?
The item was not what I personaly would have bought.It did not make a lot of noise.There were no difficulties using this product.I did not like the feel of the item it was way to rubbery for me.It was really a vibrator in the shape of a mans penis.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
The item did not make me fell sexy at all.It was quite heavy to hold and you had to put the penis bit inside you, wasn't that good for stimulating your clitorus.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
This item did not achieve anything at all for me.It did not make me sexy and was too heavy and very rubbery.I showed my partner this item and he thought it looked to realistic for him.
Any other comments?
This toy was not as good as I expected it to be.I don't think that I will be using this product again.This item could not be improved on.Some people who like rubber vibrators would love this.Me personally I prefer hard ones that you can get to stimulate your clit.
How could this item be improved upon?
It could do with not being quite as rubbery and also not looking quite so realistic.It was also very difficult to wash and dry.The packaging was not that good.Very plain and didn't tell you what it did exactly.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No I would not.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
No got no hot tips at all as I did not like this item.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
Only a 1 I am afraid.
Joltin' Johnson, Natural Reviewed by Horny Funstars
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
Great received something that I would use, pleased to see that it was a natural looking dildo of soft texture, more realistic and of a good size. Not of ridiculous proportion. This looked as though it could be a fun one to try.
What was the item like in action?
This was ok in use, I thought that it would work better than it was. The handling of this lump was a little tricky, getting the wire placed so it's out of the way,then changing the setting was not a gradual process, kinda felt that it went clunk to next speed. But once in place etc. very pleasurable.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
I think anything that gets you going, makes you feel sexy.
As I have said, once you get everything in place it was good. I received this toy before my partner get home and got straight in, by the time he got home I was feeling in a much better mood so was he when he saw what I had been up to. (does that count as sexy)
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My partner and I have the same sort of ideas and was pleased that the item wasn't trying to stretch you past comfortable. It has a soft exterior which adds to the pleasure.
Any other comments?
I did like this dildo, I would say you need to use alot of lube. For the simple fact that it seemed to suck it up. But like everything else to do with this dildo once you got it just right it was great!
How could this item be improved upon?
A more gradual speed. The balls that give it that more natural look makes it heavier to handle, so lighten up.
When you first open the packet it has a funky plasticy smell.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes I would, for all it's fault this is a good solid natrual feel dildo for those moments when you be left home alone. A good basic for any girly.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Lube! Lube! Lube! after using this it is just so much easier on everything to have a helping hand to start.
Before you start wash in a crappy shampoo gets rid of that smell of just new plastic, which tends to linger with new products like this.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
3.5
