What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
First impressions...OH MY GOD!!! It was huge and black! (although it does come in two colours) Didn't notice it vibrated and I don't think it would have made a difference if I was buying it. Packaging very simple, but with a toy this impressive looking it could have come in a clear bag and not have made a difference! There is a 'touch me' rubber bit on the front of the packet that was very soft a surprisingly realistic.
What was the item like in action?
I don't think this toy needed any instructions. No imagination needed, but perhaps a glass of wine or 2 to pluck up courage to use it! It really is big but certainly does what it said on the packet. The 'balls' are perfect to hold on to for penetration although my first thoughts were you would need a partner to be in the driving seat, it is suitable for those DIY times. I did feel the vibrations were perhaps unecessary and they didn't do anything for me, but for 2 AA batteries they were really strong. The width alone was enough for me to think about!
Did the item make you feel sexy?
To be honest I couldn't wait to get the kids to bed! I think this is definitely one of my preferred toys. The Hustler made me feel almost daunted to use, but excited at the same time.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Hubbys reaction was 'where the hell is all that going to go ......when is it bed time?? He loved watching me play with it on my own as much as he loved using it on me! Wasn't brave enough to show this one to anyone else!
Any other comments?
The Hustler is a fantastic toy and we highly recommend it to others. We keep it in easy reach now and will most certainly use it regularly.
How could this item be improved upon?
Honestly cant criticize this one. As I said the vibrations didn't add to the pleasure for me, but thats just me
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Oh my god yes! Can't think of another toy I would recommend over this one.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Use the 'balls' to hold the toy, they are perfect hand sized and you can get one hell of a rhythm going with them. Lube good too....it really is a big boy!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
5
Hustler Hammerin Hook Reviewed by Just Lisa
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
You mean once I got over the shock of the size of the thing. My initial reaction was what a donkey.
The packaging was great. Was dying to open it and you can never find scissors when needed. Got the scissors grabbed the packaging and it pulled apart - none of this trying to hack your way in through tough plastic.
Made from Jel Lee – this thing weighs a whopping 2.2lbs or 1KG – I know because I weighed it out of curiosity. Nice feel to it. The shaft is textured and it comes complete with balls (big ones)!!
Requires 2 AA batteries that are not included. Stands 10 inches tall and can be inserted up to 8¼ inches deep. It's Girthy, with a circumference of 2 1/2 inches around.
I was a bit dubious about its performance because of the size.
What was the item like in action?
Well let's start with the lube and lots of it! It's a good idea to be well warmed up before penetration. Given the size and the weight of the thing it was very easy to sit on/straddle it and yes I do mean sit on – I'm not a contortionist but if being on top is your thing and you like big boys this is definitely for you!
I think with this item the more you play with it the more it will grow on you – it's about finding a position that works for you. I've found mine.
The vibrations didn't blow my mind but they did the trick.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
No not sexy – but it did the trick. For me it wouldn't be my regular vibrator or my favourite but for a now and again piece of action its great!
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Now here's the funny bit – my other half loves sex toys and eagerly awaits the postman particularly if there's a toy to test. He took one look at this – talk about insecurities – I'd a private chuckle to myself – who says size doesn't matter. He'll warm to it eventually but for now it's a bit like flying solo.
I took a photo of it beside a can of sure deodorant and showed it to my friend Jo she couldn't believe the size of the thing. Yes Jo it did fit. 
Any other comments?
Oh I forgot to mention the balls! How could I forget, particularly if you're lying on top of it THEY VIBRATE TOO!
How could this item be improved upon?
It couldn't be improved – I mean that size, it vibrates and it doesn't talk back and no need to feed it.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes I would but I think it's really a girl's only toy unless he gets of on watching you and isn't intimidated by the size of the thing. My other half loves to watch but this was a complete no go for him. He still hasn't asked if I've tested it yet and I'm damned if I'm going to tell him unless he does!
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Lots of lube – relax and enjoy. You really need to experiment with it a few times and try a variety of positions to find one which works best. If you buy it and really don't like it you could always use it as a door stop. Oh and hide it from your mum the shock could kill her. I've had to get a bigger toy box (again)!!
It's a really good toy to play with particularly if he's in a roll on roll of mode and you're still up for it and he's snoring.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
I'd rate it 3 mostly because its not one I'd use everyday (at the minute anyway)
Hustler Hammerin Hook Reviewed by Chocolate
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
The first thing that went through my mind when i opened the packaging was 'oh bugger me, what am i meant to do with that?'. Then i started laughing!
The product packaging was tasteful, with a plastic insert displayed around the product in a blue/black background with white writing. The company name displayed accross the top in big letters. There were no pictures as the surrounding packaging was of a see through plastic which displayed the product very clearly. You could see exactly what you were purchasing, this is what i liked.
I imagined the product to be quite ridgid, smelly, sticky, noisey and too large for penetration. It was not something that i would have gone out and bought myself.
What was the item like in action?
Yes, the packaging described the product as 'The perfect high powered vibrating cock for ultimate penetration and pleasure.' It has multi speed vibration and made from soft jel-lee. The vibration was awesome especially in the shaft and head of the cock. I did not feel as much vibration in the balls as the packaging described.
The product could be seen as a little loud as the vibrations got more intense but compaired with other vibrators that i have used it was more of a dull sounding hum which did not bother me at all as i felt this vibrating cock was quite powerful.
At first it felt a little sticky and tacky but i gave it a good wash (very carefully) with soap and water, left it to dry naturally and when i went to use it it felt great. It did not feel sticky or tacky, it has a sheen to it but i would imagine that that was to do with protecting the material that it is made out of.
I liked this product but then i do have one hell of a imagination and found many things to do with it.
The only difficultly that i experienced with this product is the fact that i could not penetrate myself with it, it was too large for me.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
At first i was a little put off by the size of the product but as i started experimenting with it, i relaxed and started thinking of all the this i could do with it.
Unfortunately i was alone testing this product as my husband was away but by massaging this vibrating realistic cock all over my body, i soon became one horny chick!
I would say that this product made me feel more sexually confident because i thought if i can use a vibrator as big as this in whatever way imaginable and enjoy it at 10" long and 2.5" wide, just think of what i can do to my husband and how i can make him feel!
With this item, for me it was the vibrations, it starting off quite gently making me feel quite sexy to waves of intense, body spasms of pleasure at the other end of the scale. I really wanted to penetrate myself with this product at this stage but it was not meant to be.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Unfortunatley i tested this product alone as my husband was away.
I showed my mother, sister and some friends this product and their jaws hit the ground, my mother saw her little girl in a different light once i started explaining to her what you can do with a product like this!
They were overwhelmed by the size of it, they have lived sheltered lives!
'Oh shit' seemed to be the more favourable words on seeing this product.
Friends and family thought that this product would perform like a numatic drill!! Unabling anyone to walk after using it.
Any other comments?
I would never have dreamed of buying this product soley on the size of it. I do like it as i have learnt to open my mind to use it in other ways. With all sex toys, you need a good imagination!
I want to experiment with sex toys more, alone and with my partner, please keep them coming!
I feel that i was too quick to jugde this product when i first saw it but now i have realised other things that it can be used for.
How could this item be improved upon?
I did not find any faults with this product, just the fact that it was a little too large for penetration on myself.
The product was too large for penetration on myself, it smells typically of the rubber material which i like and after a wash with soap and water it felt great.
I like the fact that this product is made to look like a real circumsised cock, i like the shape of the head and i like the feel of it. The vibration was awesome, very powerful!
I liked the fact that the packaging enabled you to see the product so yo knew exactly what you were getting before yu purchased it.
The product may have been a little on the large side for myself but maybe perfect for someone else so i would not complain about it there. The product can be washed as long as care is taken not to submerse it fully in water.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
I would recommened this product to a friend but she would need a good imagination.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Do not force yourself to use this product for penetration only, use it to massage yourself and your partner all over your bodies teasing the more intimate areas along the way. Use plenty of lubrication not only for penetration but to massage it over your body.
There were no suggestions of how to or how not to use this vibrator on the packaging.
I used lots of lubrication as i enjoyed the feel of this vibrator sliding over my body and genital area. Lubrication also allowed this product not to get tangled up and pull the hair on my head and genital area. I did not need another toy as i found that i could reach a clitiral orgasm by the use of the multi speed vibration.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
3
Hustler Hammerin Hook Reviewed by Michaela10
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
I was absolutely gobsmacked when this was delivered to my home. It was so
big it was delivered by special delivery. It was an extremely heavy
package,and I had all sorts of thoughts before I opened it. I could not
believe how stupidly big and wide the item was. my first impressions of
the items were surprised and very very anxious about using it!
I didnt know whether to laugh or cry when I saw what the dimensions were on
the packet!
A whopping 10.5 x 2.5!!!
What was the item like in action?
To be perfectly honest, there were a lots of nerves involved when me and
my partner got round to getting into the bedroom with this monster. Lets
just say it definitely wasn't something we were both looking forward to.
I think in my case because of the ridiculous size and in my partners case
because of the size also,possibly a bit threatening! I found it very
uncomfortable and we had to use lots of lube. It was more like a task
than pleasure. The only good feature of the toy was the jel-lee material
which is nice and soft to touch.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
It had the complete opposite effect on me. I was more worried about how
uncomfortable it was and completely overcome by how silly the item was.
I would find this funny as a joke at an underwear party or something,but
never would invest in one due to the width and length of it.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My partner and i were just in complete stitches when we saw the item. We
weren't too sure whether to take this seriously or simply as a joke. My
friends were all absolutely amused at this! The first question asked by
anyone is "what are you going to do with that!?"
Any other comments?
There is definitely no need for the item to be so big,definitely for
someone that likes it larger.
The shape and feel of the item would have been great if maybe not have been
so huuuge! My partner also seemed very threatened by the size of the item
and we both found it very daunting. I found myself having to reassure him
that bigger definitely isnt better in my case or his!
How could this item be improved upon?
I cannot stress enough that the size of the item could be reduced as the
vibrator would be fab if not so uncomfortably wide and long. I also think
the balls are absolutely useless to anyone as they dont vibrate and you
are less than likely to have the whole penis and still feel them. The
remote should be on the bottom of the vibrator as it does get in the way.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No most probably not, I dont actually think that anyone I know would
require the dimensions of the item,maybe if so then yes. I would explain
the uncomfort that I experienced if any of my friends were to ask!
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Not particularly, without sounding like a party pooper, we weren't really
taken to the realms of ecstasy with the toy due to the size,width and
length. Definitely not an all rounder for us. Sorry.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
2
