Male Stop Stop Cream - Apr 2005
We men never admit to needing any help in keeping it up do they?! But we have been sent some stop stop cream to see if it stop stops our testers from cumming to soon, or to see if it stop stops them from performing at all!
Male Stop Stop Cream Reviewed by Littletulip
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
It's well packaged and less tacky looking than similar products on the market. First opened the package from the protective seal around the box to discover inside a discrete little white plastic tub on the shelf. Bonus points on packing and marketing there to Aries Ram - wouldn't look suspicious or out of place in a gents bathroom cabinet.
However, the tub had leaked as the inside of the box had lumps of blue stuff stuck to it, which looked like congealed fabric softener. On opening the jar the first thing to hit me on opening the lid was the smell. It's absolutely foul. It smells like wet washing that has been forgotten about for a few days in the machine. Mouldy and mildewy, and the liquid had congealed around the lid like out-of-date mayonnaise. Not terribly appealing! Colour is not very nice either.
I did not have high hopes for getting this product anywhere near my husband's bits let alone assumptions of its performance!
What was the item like in action?
It took me more than a week after receiving the 'cream' to coax my hubby into trying it. Not even in the interest of science could he be swayed. One storming tantrum and pouting session later, we gave it a whirl! I gently washed him first (as directed) before massaging the cream into his penis which turned into a nice little erotic massage. Though both of us struggled to ignore the smell. Trying our hardest to maintain the focus on each other, we persevered! We managed to get to the sex bit quite quickly after that and were going okay for a while. My husband says he did feel a slight numbing sensation (like the first few seconds after receiving a anaesthetic jag at the dentists) but didn't seem to effect his performance for better or worse to be honest. The smell was utterly over-whelming however, and in the end we had to stop because my husband was going to be sick, and I was more than a little queasy from the stench myself. We promptly got it off him and threw the jar in the bin!
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Absolutely not. Nada. Zero horn factor.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Well it made us feel sick - I suppose that's a reaction albeit a not terribly complimentary one to the product.
Any other comments?
The best bit, in fact the only good bit, of testing this product was washing my husbands penis and balls beforehand!
How could this item be improved upon?
Um the box and discrete tub are good,(and that's me being generous), but start the rest from scratch as I don't think many men will be terribly keen to rub this stuff on their intimates!
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
NO. (Though I was tempted to send this to my ex without the labels claiming it to be a new miracle face cream for men...)
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Use as perfume to ward off any unwanted advances or give it to someone you really really don't like as a gift.
How would you rate this item out of 5?0
Male Stop Stop Cream Reviewed by Anon
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
God awful colour, assumed that it would do what it said on the tin
What was the item like in action?
Appeared to be okay, but, having to remember to use it ten minutes before
sex, kind of took the surprise out of when we would have sex.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
No, afraid that the colour put me off
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Sadly I had an allergic reaction, so not an all round winner to be honest.
Any other comments?
No Comment Given.
How could this item be improved upon?
Make it a more appealing or neutral colour and make it non allergic.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Probably not.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
No
How would you rate this item out of 5?2
Male Stop Stop Cream Reviewed by di
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
the container etc was pretty dull and boring but the colour, well that was certainly different
What was the item like in action?
my partner enjoyed me rubbing it in, especially as it took me a while, it seemed to clog together. but when i eventually got there he was raring to go. he did last a little longer but for all the time it took to rub it in properly, it wasnt worth it.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
my partner said it had a very nice warm feeling on his cock and felt that he did last a little longer
Any other comments?
the packaging could be improved, we thought it was a little boring
How could this item be improved upon?
it could be creamier so that it is easier to apply
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
NO
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
dont use to much at a time
How would you rate this item out of 5?3
