What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
When i opened it i was inpressed withthe look of it as it appeared to be soft and not as harsh looking as other masterbators ive seen. Good to see that us men can get toys that are asthetically pleasing too!
When i opened the packet and actually tested the stretch i was a little woried that it wasn't going to stretch enough and was gonna be tight. Im the the first to say im not huge in that department but i think im average so was concerned the average man.
The bobbly bits were a suprise but when i tested the vibration settings on my fingers i could see the purpose of them.
What was the item like in action?
It was clear i was gonna need to use A LOT of lube!
When i first slid teh stroker over my penis it felt so tight and stretched the skin back so tight that i though something was gonna snap.
The bobbly bits dug in and it started to get very uncomfortable so started the love bullet and used more lube but it made no differnce.
Again tried to use it to wank and it it still felt very tight and i wasnt enjoying it so stopped.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
The idea of using it did but it wasnt a nice feeling to use so it soon passed.
I was happy that at last i had a toy just for me to use but the discomfort meant that i didnt feel sexy.
But like most man once the idea was there to masturbate i had to finish some how.
I dont think i can give all the credit to the stroker tho.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Both me and my girlfriend were happy with the look of it but i definately wasnt happy with the feel of it.
When i showed my girlfriend she immediately pointed out how it didnt look as arsh and uninviting as others wed seen. But was also suprised at how rigid it was.
Any other comments?
It hurts, and the vibrating bullet isnt strong enough to send vibrations to the end of the shaft tube. I wont be using this again.
How could this item be improved upon?
I would strongly suggest that they change the material to something less rigid and flexible, or just make the bobbly bits less rigid and of a softer material.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No, sorry.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
The only thing i can suggest is to use LOTS and LOTS and LOTS OF LUBE!!!!!!!
How would you rate this item out of 5?
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Crystal Stroker with Love Bullet Reviewed by Handsompod and Carlsberg
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
When I first opened the packet I thought Great this looks like fun. Good design and nobbly inside, it looked like it was gooing to be a new sensation. Then I got it out of the box and found the Item to be a little firm, from the look of it I was expecting something a little softer. It looked a little narrow as well.
What was the item like in action?
Painful, in a word. It wouldn't fit on Mr. Nudge! so I got some more Lube on him and persevered. Eventually it went on but as soon as it did I wished it hadn't. This thing is like putting your best mate in the Iron maiden torture device of olden days. There was no give in this thing what so ever and I've still got stripes down him now! He looks like a stick of rock!!
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Before I used it yes, I was quite up for it. But once I'd managed to force it onto Mr. Nudge I felt as sexy as a rape victim. I've abused Mr. Nudge in some quite severe ways before but this took the biscuit! Not to mention the skin off!! I'm sure I've seen Curcumsisionists use tools like this.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
AHHHHHHHHHHGGGGG!!!! OOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! Get it off!!!!! Carlsberg woke up wondering what was going off and then started with "are you alright?" "can I help" Iv'e been known to rub deep heat on Mr. Nudge before but I've never felt pain like this.
Any other comments?
This product should only be sold to Rabbi's and torture fiends. Any one who isn't hung like a chinese mouse will not be able to use this product comfortably. I don't know who designed it but all I can say is I feel sorry for his wife. Maybe it was designed by a man hating feminist.
How could this item be improved upon?
It's fine if you like pain and home curcumsision, but if you are going to use this for the purpose it's been designed for, the material needs to be much softer with more give in it. The material is way too hard to be this small.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
only one I didn't really like, or if he was a chinese mouse.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Yes after using this item my tip is very hot, and i'm lucky to still have one. This is more dangerous than telling your wife you've cheated while she's giving you a blowy.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
If I said I rated it at all I'd be lying.
Crystal Stroker with Love Bullet Reviewed by zard
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
My first thoughts were "Oh cool, I've always thought about getting one of these!". The women on the front was tastefully photographed (as much as can be expected for a sex toy at any rate). The product itself, visible through the plastic packaging, looked interesting, and I was looking forward to getting it open.
What was the item like in action?
The vibrating bullet is removable, meaning you can use it to tease nipples, bums or clits without the rest of the sleeve.
On top of this it was quite quiet (no batteries supplied mind).
The feel of it was quite nice against my fingers as I played with it before trying to use it.
Negatives: It smelled funny; I'm sure this will wear off over time. The textured bumps on the inside looked a bit like teeth, which put me off slightly.
It's tight. I'm told that I have a larger than average penis, but it was tight. I actually couldn't use the product. It was physically painful to try and slip on, even with lots (1/3 bottle) of lube. If you're wider than most, don#t get this product.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
No. As mentioned above, the bumps looked like rows and rows of little teeth, ready to bite my cock off.
Struggling to pull on something that's too tight for you as well, that's never going to be a turn on.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
I was completely let down by this. Maybe my hopes were too high, but it was a disappointment.
My fiancé is away at the moment, so I haven't shown her, not that it's ever likely to see the light of day (the bullet might, by itself, but not the sleeve).
Any other comments?
To the manufacturers of this and similar items, please be aware that not all men exaggerate about their size! If condoms can be made "one sizes fits all", why can't these?
I still want to try one of these, just one that is "big boy friendly".
How could this item be improved upon?
If you haven't guessed by this point:
it could be made wider, or more elasticated so that it fits a wider selection of men (pun intended).
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No. Not unless I happen to know that they are average in size.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Hard to say as I never really got to use it. It's fun to stroke nipples with the bullet mind.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
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