What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
The first thing that sprang to both my mind and my boyfriends mind was how much this thing resembles a small frozen chicken!
Two scantily clad women (Carmen Luvana & Austyn Moore) are pictured on the front looking suitably slutty.
The device itself is a heavy, wobbly lump of rubber that has two pussies one end and two arses the other end, modelled after the ladies on the front.
What was the item like in action?
According to my boyfriend, this was almost uncomfortably tight. The 'holes' themselves are of different depths and tightness and without lube impossible to use.
Internally it has ridges meant to mimic female anatomy but my boyfriend states that it's really no better than using your hand.
So tight was this item that my boyfriend managed to 'tear' it. I doubt anyone with an above average penis would be able to use this.
Despite being made of rubber it seemed to soak up lube and you needed to constantly reapply it to keep it from chaffing.
Cleaning it is difficult and I imagine it could harbour all sorts of germs if you dont religiously clean it after each use.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
This is possibly the uglist sex toy I have ever seen. However it is hysterical to watch someone use it.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
According to my partner this is no better than using your hand. In fact he said that using his hand would have been better.
It's slightly scary looking and your concentration is constantly broken by a need to reapply the lube or reposition it to keep it comfy.
Any other comments?
As with all 'cyberskin' products it has a funny smell and the texture manages to pick up every piece of dirt or dust in the atmosphere.
My boyfriend is adamant that he will never use this again and it is resigned to the back of the cupboard.
How could this item be improved upon?
This is definitely too tight, too difficult to wash and just a little to creepy looking.
It did recommend using it with a Vibrating Love Bullet but I doubt that that would do much.
It needs to be made more robust to withstand more use.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Stock up on the lube otherwise it can be painful. Best used when your are already horny as it doesn't really inspire any sexy feelings.
How would you rate this item out of 5?
2
Carmen Luvana & Austyn Moore CyberSkin® Dual Pussy & Ass Stroker Reviewed by Junkies
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
My first impression of what had been sent was equal to the look on the postmans face as he handed over the heavy but sqidgy brown package. What on earth was it ? All became clear as i unopened the packaging to find a male masturbator manufactured from Cyberskin with not one, not two but four different holes to choose from. With the realistic feel and choice of holes i was going to be in for some pleasure over the coming weeks.
What was the item like in action?
The feel and texture of the masturbator instilled high expectations of what it was going to be like in action and boy oh boy i wasn't dissapointed. with your eyes shut and some lubrication, you have in your hands the nearest thing to a real woman.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
The thought and texture certainly had me excited beyond all my expectations, it was just a pity the rest of the body was missing from the packaging.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My partner seemed intrigued with this handy device and spent ages squeezing poking and prodding the various holes. She did comment however on the smallish size of the mouldings but did say it felt realistic.
Any other comments?
Personally i would have never thought of buying one of these, but now i have one my views on this have changed and no doubt we will be purchasing another one or something similar when this one is worn out.
How could this item be improved upon?
The only problem with this item as i see is that it has already started to show slight tears to the entrances of the formed holes. Perhaps this is due to the fact that we have probably had 12 months use out of it in the last two weeks. The packaging small and weight seem acceptable, but i would parhaps have liked the item to be a bit more accomodating in length.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes i would not hesitate in recommending this item to friends.
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
If using this toy for the first time, make sure it is washed well with hot water as this seemed to make the feeling more realistic. Also make sure that this item is well lubricated as the inner ribs tend to rub with excessive use
How would you rate this item out of 5?
5
Carmen Luvana & Austyn Moore CyberSkin® Dual Pussy & Ass Stroker Reviewed by Pieroette
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
(btw, this is from Pieroette's male partner!)
The first thing that went through your mind when you first saw the item was Tres Dodgy - do I want to use this???
The product was nothing like the packaging promised - very tacky, just like a piece of cold and very white meat or rubber - not appetising at all.
I thought that I would not be able to get it up for this lump of strange feeling latex.
What was the item like in action?
1. Did the item do what the packaging said it would?
No, not at all. The openings were very small, and even with loads of lube, it was very hard to get my cock inside it (mind you, it wasn't very hard at the time!). Once I got it inside the "device". It felt like cold tripe around my cock, and I couldn't feel the ribbing that I had felt with my fingers beforehand. Also it was very difficult to get a grip on the whole thing, even with the "finger holes" (which didn't make it any more authentic, surprisingly), so that with the slipperyness of the lube and the wubberyness of the "device", it was very difficult (I won't say hard, 'cos that was the last thing happening) to get a grip on anything at all, let alone any action that worked!
Luckily, it was very quiet - maybe if it had moaned I might have felt better about it.
The product felt wet and floppy.
As I think you might have already surmised, it was very floppy (and so was I!!!)Yes, lots of difficulties - see above.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
The item Absolutely Did Not! turn me on and put me in the mood for sex.
No! this product did not make me feel more sexually attractive to my partner.
Sexual Confidence? No - the very opposite - I felt inadequate, because I couldn't get attracted to it!
This product made me feel like a sad lonely git, whose only sexual outlet was into a lump of wet rubber. It got me going mad, because the whole idea of a latex piece of a woman (without any interesting bits, but one with two pussies and two arseholes) was completely weird! (and I don't mind a bit of weird sometimes!)
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
I would NEVER show it to my mother - my partner thought it was "Yucky", a v good mate shied away from it in horror, and thank god I don't have any siblings or kids around at the moment - it might have changed their lives (for the worse!)
EVERYONE's reaction to it was OMG that is the most hideous thing I've ever seen.
They didn't think the item would perform, and they were right!
Any other comments?
This toy lived up to my expectations in that I didn't think it would work.
Is there another issue you would like to say about this product?
If the material could be combined into a proper "real looking" doll (in the appropriate parts, with a bit of adjustment of sizes, it might just work. Look at the "real doll" site, to see what I'm talking about (www.realdoll.com)
How could this item be improved upon?
This item's fault is it's crap!
The packaging doesn't do this product justice.
The item is too small to hold on to - openings are too small, not a great smell to start with, but easy to wash (if you don't mind the gooey consistency as you do so).
In my opinion this product has no redeeming features.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
NO
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
The best thing that they could do with this is to give it to a lonely desperate man.
Where could you use it on non recommended parts of the body?
I threw it across the room in disgust that wasn't suggested on the packaging.
Yes, I tried lube - no, it didn't work, yes I used other toys in desperation, to get me off (after discarding the "Cyberskin")
No. this is virtually useless (unless you're trying to make a Doctor Who Pussy and Arse Faced Model
How would you rate this item out of 5?
-10
