What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
I was a little overwhelmed at the size of the hand, it was the general bulkiness that wasnt appealing to me. It felt a little 'tacky' to the touch, but the material is obviously meant to be that because the fingers can be moved/bent which is a good feature as everyone is different.
The packaging was good and stable.
I got what i expected from the item- which wasnt much.Purely due to the bulkiness - it was too thick and heavy to be managed easily (but thats just me)
What was the item like in action?
The vibration is extremely strong and goes from the base of the hand to each fingers which is great because you buy some vibes and the vibration doesnt go all the way through the vibe. Nice option of vibration options to play with. It wasnt necessarily loud - which is great of the household has children.
The difficulties were the size and it was heavy. My man tried to use it on me, but it was a no-go, i adjusted some of the fingers and personalised it and even though it was better it wasnt great. It was a flop for me!
Did the item make you feel sexy?
I was excited about trying a new product but i didnt feel sexy as it was too heavy and not as delicate as what i like. My man wasnt interested in it either. The soft core DVD is a little pointless in our house as there no sign of erection or penetration- and if you are porn watchers - then thats what ya wanna see!
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My partner wasnt bothered about the item at all, after playing with it on me he gave up because he felt that he was just pushing it inside me, instead of working me up into a sexy frenzy.
Any other comments?
I wont be using the product again, i wont buy one. The item has to be used with lube because of the material. If you are a person that likes using bulky hands/fists then it would be great for them, but for me it wasnt working....but i will say that the vibe options and the strength of the vibe were great. I was happy with those
How could this item be improved?
Make the hand not as thick, - half the thickness and then i think it would be more marketable, its overwhelming when you open the packaging, and its bloody heavy!
The redeeming features is the ability to bend the fingers which ever way the user wants.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Unless i know they like hands/fists toys then no i wouldnt
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
You have to use lube with this product, and there arent any tips i can give as its self explanatory what to do with it, i guess just play with the vivbe options to find what works for you the best
What rating would you give this item out of 5?
1
Bad Seed EZ Bend 7X Vibrating Double Shocker with DVD Reviewed by Sophia
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
I thought it was Halloween and someone had left a prop on my doormat. It was an enormous hand, absolutely immense. Quite gruesome. The packaging promised me I would be shocked and doubly delighted well it certainly fulfilled the latter. The packaging was no less in your face with a gagging for it laydee and instructions that the pinkie went up the stinkie. Oh dear. I could feel myself drying up immediately.If you were not uncontrolable after seeing the Thing there was a dvd to get you in the mood. Unfortunately it was stuck in with sellatape and unless you had a dvd cleaner it would not play. It was well tacky.
What was the item like in action?
It smelt awful and looked very unappealing, I was not turned on at all. It was waterproof so could be used in the bath but the lead was way too short, you could not dangle the lead out of the bath so there was a danger of it falling in and ruining the thing altogether. It felt ok nice and softish and was quiet. The reason for this is that it hardly vibrated at all, it was puny!
Did the item make you feel sexy?
My parter turned the pinkie finger outwards as to be quite honest I didnt fancy this up my "stinky" ahem. This looked quite disgusting, it made me cringe, it looked dislocated, which did little for my libedo. We had a go with it and I could not really feel it, the vibrations were useless.I gave up and moved onto something more user friendly.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My partner said he wished he had hands that big. Not even the incredible hulk has hands that big.He had a good laugh dislocating the fingers. I dont think he thought it was our sexiest toy....
Any other comments?
If I wanted a toy in the shape of worlds strongest mans anatomy, his hands would not be my first choice.I dont think it will feature in future sessions for me.
How could this item be improved?
It has lots of faults. It is tackily packaged, it has no vibrations to speak of and the lead should be at least twice as long to use in the bath.It is smelly and too big. It is also incredibly heavy, I could hardly lift it.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No way!
Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?
Use it as a novelty jewellery stand. Might as well get some use from it.If someone bout it I would say the best thing to do with it would be to take it back.
What rating would you give this item out of 5?
1
