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By : Suie 
You have heard of origami, and the art of paper folding right? But, have you heard of genital origami, The art of knotting your knob to form 'other things'? If you are male you probably have been this since puberty but didn't realise that there was an actual name for it, or that it was considered by some to be an art form. If fact there is a stage show that actually demonstrates the ancient Australian art of Genital Origami and Suie from Sex Toy Testers went along in person to check it out.
As you can probably imagine, the audience was predominately female with the odd brave males dotted in amongst them. From looking around at the spectators, is seems that you can appreciate the show at any age. I would estimate that there were women there with ages ranging from early twenties to late sixties. The atmosphere of the crowed was similar to a saucy hen night but instead of novelty hats and inflatable penises, we were all hyped up to watch grown men 'creating' art with their cocks, as if they were modelling balloons. To kick off the show was a comedienne who's repartee consisted of dry observational comedy with sexual and women's interest themes – contraception, shopping, women's problems, relationships and the actual act of having sex. She was rather funny and loosened the audience up in preparation for the full frontal nudity that we had all come to see. Then it was time for the dick tricks. The two capped Australian guys came on the stage looking like two comic super heroes complete with colourful socks and sport shoes. By this stage the audience were giggling like naughty schoolgirls whilst the penis puppeteers made rude and amusing gestures under their cloaks. The whooping really started then the guys flung back their capes to reveal their nudity and their cocks – The stars of the show. As you have probably realised, two guys with average sized knobs, on a stage in a theatre are pretty hard to see (no pun intended). At the front of the stage out of the way was a camera man filming close up action of the puppeteers meat and two veg. The footage was then enlarged and projected onto a screen in the centre of the stage, ensuring everyone got a good view. We were then treated to 50 minutes or so to the delights and wonders of the puppetry of the penis. The actual genital origami is formed using combinations of the penis, the testicles, the scrotum sack or the foreskin. In just a few other dick tricks other props are also used, such as matches and a beer mat. I'll leave that to boggle your mind as to what they do with them. I suppose the easiest and most common trick was 'the woman'. This trick is classically featured in the Silence of the Lambs by the psychotic tranny. Simply push the cock and balls through your legs, tucking the penis between your buttocks, clench your body to hold the penis in place. From the front, the groin now has the appearance of a woman's genitals, admittedly lip-less but with complete with lady garden. Very simple and amusing, most men have probably tried this at some point, and they same women have penis envy! Other less-known tricks in the performance were the 'loch ness monster; 'a joey in the pouch'; 'the hamburger'; 'the turtle'; 'the hairy tongue'; 'the baby bird' and 'the snail' to name but a few. For a grand finale one puppeteer stood on a skate board to perform 'the windsurfer', a trick where the scrotum is stretched taught to form a sail. His assistant then propelled the puppeteer off the stage with the aid of an electrical fan, which I hear is going to be an olympic event next year. It really was a highly amusing show to watch. The puppeteers have obviously dedicated a lot of time to playing with their tackle in order to master their craft. If you would like further information about the puppetry of the penis tour dates then visit their website at www.puppetryofthepenis.com There is also a book available after the show which can be bought from Amazon.co.uk  along with the Puppetry of the Penis video or DVD.
I bought the book as a little selfish gift for my partner which I'm sure will provide me with hours of amusement. All in all, a great girls night out that you should pop along when its happening near you. |
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