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You are staying in a hotel. When checking the room you discover an attractive unused blow up doll in one of the cupboards. What do you do?
Complain at the help desk and demand 50% off your bill for the distress
Curiously check it out and look at its vitals and maybe try a snog
Take its photo on your mobile phone and send it to your mates
Put it back in the cupboard and if you don't get lucky later you might shag it
Ring your partner, tell them to get there quick and have a 3 some with the doll
  

During a steamy passionate sex session, your lover makes you wear one of the following, which do you hope they will make you wear?
Stockings
Blindfold
Vibrating Toy
Baby Oil
Marigolds
  

What would you do to spice up your sex life?
Buying a sexpert book or video for some juicy tips and pointers
Indulge in a 3 some
Buy a sex swing and really get the party started
Join the local Swingers club
Get the latest and greatest vibrator
Make a home made porno and be a real sex maniac
Have sex live on webcam and be a real sex maniac
Get a partner

What is you choice food stuff to use during love making?
Bananas
Ice
Honey
Chocolate ice cream syrup
Strawberry ice cream syrup
Your favourite alcoholic beverage
Cucumber
Whipped cream
Big Mac and fries

What is the riskiest place that you would consent to having sex?
Your lounge
Your parents bed
On webcam
On a night club dance floor
In a public telephone box
On the bonnet of a car in a city centre multi-storey carpark
In a car travelling around the M25
On your bosses desk
This is a lame question, I go dogging every weekend!
  

If you had to describe your sexual self as a car, which car would you be?
Mini
Ferrari
Morris Minor
Land Rover
Jaguar
Mini Metro
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
  

In your experience which do you think is true? Female masturbation causes....
More sexual desire
A kinkier sexual outlook
A tighter pussy
Increased spending on sextoys
A higher probability of affairs
A bucket fanny & fishy fingers
  

Does size really matter? What is your preference in a man?
Large cock
Big juicy balls
A long tongue
Long fingers
A guy who takes it up the ass
Huge sense of humour
A guy with a massive sextoy collection
  

Guys, when going to bed at night, what switches your mind on to sex...
Watching your partner undress?
Watching some porn?
You always feel horny at bed time?
Masterbation?
Just the thought of having sex?
The hum of a sex toy?
Your far too nackered to feel sexy at bedtime?
  

What was your first real kiss like?
Great! I took to it like a duck to water
Terrible I snogged like an old washing machine
I was scared to start off, but it all went well
All that tongue action made me gag!
It was nothing like practising on my hand or pillow
I was OK, It was them who needed snog therapy!!
With hindsight I was probably like a vacuum cleaner
  

Do men with big noses really have big cocks?
In my experience I have sometimes found this to be the case
Yes, I always go for a man with a big nose!
No, a mans nose has nothing to do with it
No, but men with big feet have big cocks!
I like a big noses because they are a great clitoral stimulator
I wish there was a way of knowing how big a mans cock was from looking at his face
  

Where do you find is the most sexiest place to be kissed to really get you turned on for love?
On the lips
On your neck and shoulders
Down your arms
On your chest and nipples
On your stomach
On your genitals
Up your legs
On your bottom
On your back
Your feet
I'd rather be spanked then kissed
  

If you were thinking of pushing your sexual boundaries, and were wanting to try out new sexual experiences, would you...
Look into making a steamy adult film?
Visit a swingers club?
Embark on a Kidnap Fantasy?
Go sploshing? (Sexy food fight)
Go on a Pony Play Event?
Get someone to paint your entire body?
Buy a new Sex Toy?
Attend a fetish ball?
Have a torrid affair?
Find another person for a three some?
Buy some kinky PVC or Rubber gear?
Learn the art of Japanese Bondage?
Have sex in the car?
  

In your relationship, who instigates sexual fun?
The lady usually
The man usually
50 - 50 We both instigate sex
The bit on the side
My throbbing sex toys
I am single
We dont have sex anymore no-one wants to instigate sex
  
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