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Ever wondered about doing it yourself?, not that! Home-made sex toys are a great way to spice you your sex life whilst being thrifty. Most Homemade sex toys fall into one of two categories - things that you buy from the shops that need nothing doing to them, but can be used in a very naughty way. Or odds and ends that with a little time and imagination can be crafted into a sex toy. Here's a few tips and ideas of how you could make some home made sex toys, use your imagination and you'd be amazed what a bit of 2x1, a tube of no nails and the odd bit of chain from B&Q can produce. Here's a few ideas' to get you going, if you have made some of your own homemade sex toys then why not share them with us all, send us an e-mail to here's one i made earlier@sextoytesters.co.uk. Have fun and watch don't get glue on your clothes - makes a horrible white stain! Catherine Wheel Nipple Covers
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Fun to wear all day, these give lovely internal sensations with movement, strengthening the pelvic floor muscles while you go about your normal day! Insert the love balls in the vagina (leaving the string hanging out of course!) and any movement of the body gives you a great pelvic floor workout.
To Make these wooden love balls you will need... 2 large wooden beads 32mm (you can buy these from craft shops), 4 small plastic beads that snugly fit inside the wholes of the wooden beads, a length of cord (a bathroom light pull cord is ideal) and you will need some olive oil. 
1: Make a knot in the end of the cord and then push the cord through the first wooden bead. (Please note that ALL knots need to be bigger than the holes in the small plastic beads. )
2: Slip a small plastic bead into the cord and push the bead all the way down the cord to the wooden bead. Force the plastic bead into the hole of the wooden bead so that it sticks fast inside. The knot will hold the wooden bead in place. Turn the wooden bead over and force a plastic bead into the other hole to Finnish off that end. 3: Push a plastic bead into one end of the second wooden ball, and then feed the cord through that bead and ball, pushing it up close to the second ball. Make a knot in the cord close to the top of the two beads. 4: Now push the final plastic bead down the cord and force it into the hole on the wooden bead. The beads should now have movement up and down the cord but are held in place by the knots. The thread or tail hanging out from the balls is the cord that you pull to retrieve the balls from the vagina. 5: Apply 3 coats of olive oil to the wooden balls. Leave a 'drying' time of around 6 hours. The olive oil soaks into the wood and makes the beads smooth and waterproof whilst also protecting the wood. After use the balls can be washed in warm soapy water and then give them a fresh coat of olive oil. 
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You can be like the cat that got the cream with this rubber Cat-O-Nine-Tails. The cat-o-nine tails is a type of multi-tailed whipping device that originated as an implement for severe physical punishment, notably in the British Royal Navy.
To make the rubber flogger you will need... A piece of wooden doweling – a section of broom handle is idea and inexpensive, a cycle inner tube, rubber cement and some elastic bands. First cut a piece of doweling to 14cm in length. Sand the end to get rid of any rough edges. Cut a length of inner tube to 53cms, avoiding writing on the rubber. Then cut a straight line length-ways down the tube and open it out to a rectangle. Cover the first 15cm of the rubber, (on the inside) with rubber cement. Place the piece of dowel onto the glued up rubber and hold it firm whilst it starts to stick. Then slowly roll the dowel along, rolling it up in the rubber. The other side of the rubber rectangle should overlap onto the first side. Leave a small amount of overhanging rubber off the end of the dowel. This can be cut to size later once the glue is dry. Wipe away any excess glue with a damp cloth. Hold the rubber in place on the dowel by fixing a couple of elastic bands around to hold everything securely in place whilst the glue dries. After a good 20 minutes or so, remove the elastic bands. Re-apply glue to any edges that have not suck down properly the first time, and again hold everything in place with elastic bands. Leave overnight until all the glue had dried. In the morning remove the elastic bands, clean any excess glue away, and trim the overhanging rubber on the handle of the flogger. At the other end of the flogger where there is a long surplus of rubber, carefully cut the rubber lengthways towards the handle to create tails. The rubber easily cuts with a sharp pair of scissors. Either cut chunky tails or skinny tails. If you do cut thinner tails you can add to the pain by tying a small knot at the tip of each tail, great for really naughty slaves. 
With Valentines day just around the corner, it's nice to have a few new sexy ideas to share with your lover and to bring a bit of passion back into the bed room. After all, we all get stuck into the same sexual routine from time to time. Well here is an idea that can lift you out of the routine and it won't cost you a penny. It's a Saucy Sex Chequebook, and it can add a bit of fun and sparkle back into your sex life.
To make The Saucy Sex Chequebook - click the link below. http://www.sextoytesters.co.uk/valentines/printable-sex-cheque-book.html Simply print out the printable chequebook. It prints in black and white and will require 9 sheets of A4 paper. Cut out each page of the book and staple the pages together on the left-hand side. It's that simple. Boost your erotic credit rating today and open a bank account of lust, which is sure to give you high interest, without costing you anything, well except maybe a bit of your time. But I'm sure you will agree it's a great little treat for your valentine. 
Home-made shamrock nipple shields are a great sexy little make for celebrating St. Patrick’s Day With lucky clover nipple covers, your partner will defiantly know that his luck is in. Fancy a bit of a giggle this St. Patrick's Day? Why not make a pair of shamrock (or Clover) nipple shields. They are quick and easy to make, and will definitely turn his head.
All you will need is… PVA Glue, Thin Card, fancy paper – coloured or metallic are ideal, glitter, brown parcel tape and a print out shamrock pattern - Click Here... for the Shamrock Print out. 1) Cut out your shamrock patterns and glue them to a piece of thin coloured card. Then the glue has dried cut around the shamrock shape again, cut up the middle of the clover indicated with a line. 
2) Put the two stalks towards one another so that the shamrock forms a slight cone shape with one stalk over lapping the other. Glue into position, and hold it with a peg until the glue dries.
If you are making glitter nipple shields you can cover the out side in PVA glue and sprinkle with glitter. Put to one side to dry completely. Once all the glue is dry, the nipple shield is ready to be worn. Fold some brown parcel tape over onto itself so that it is sticky on both sides. Press the tape onto the inside of the nipple shield, and then stick it into position over your nipple. You can buy body glue, which would probably, hold the nipple shields more securely. 
3) You will need to make 2 shamrock nipple shields, one for each nipple. Why not also make a shamrock merkin... Make a third shield Make it so that it matches the nipple shields, but don't shape the merkin into a cone, instead leave it flat and stick it into your pubic area with the stalk halves coming down over the labia lips. You would of course have to shave or wax your pubic area to be able to put the shamrock in place, again using brown parcel tape or body glue.
4) If you want to add a bit of extra authenticity to your nipple covers or if your partner a Guinness fan? Give them a real St. Patrick's Day treat and get a Guinness beer mat from the pub or Ebay and make your nipples shields from them! You could simply print out a Guinness advert from the Internet and stick it to one side of the thin card and the shamrock pattern to the other side, and proceed in the usual way. Or you could just dunk your nipples in his pint. Click Here.. For more St. Patrick's Day fun Have a happy and very sexy St. Patrick’s Day! 
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Place a glow stick under the testicles, and curl it up and round so that it can be connected (with a little plastic connector that Glowbay also provide) Then all you have to do is to join one glow stick to make a circle. Girls, Join two glow sticks together to make a larger circle and play Hoopla with his erect penis! 
Support your country, and get noticed during the match - after all, there's a whole 20 minutes during half time!
To make this alluring England bunting bra is quick and easy and you don't need to sew a thing - just get your selotape out.
Buy a packet of England Bunting. You only need two triangles but you need to pick two that will leave enough of the ribbon to do up behind your back like a bikini would. Cut and unwanted flags off and discard. Next cut the ribbon that joins your two flags and then knot it back together, this will shorten the distance between the two.
Rotate your flags. What would have been the top if you were using the bunting in the conventional way is now the bottom and will go under your bust. 
You need to create a dart in the bottom of either flag. To create a dart see the diagram. Fold the plastic to form a pleat, as the dart rises up the flag it should get slimmer creating a triangle - stick it down with selotape.
Then you need to go back to your surplus bunting and cut away more triangles so that you are left with just ribbon. Attach a length of ribbon to the top of each bra cup to create a 'bikini top like' garment with straps that tie behind your neck. You C'mon England Bra is now ready to wear! And after the world cup it doubles up as a sexy PVC nurses uniform, just make yourself a little paper hat. You will need - One chocolate Easter egg, pick one that you think will enclose your boobs when halved, a candle, a knife, and gift wrap ribbon. 
The Diagram on the right show where holes need to be made in each egg shell half. To make the hole you need to take your knife and heat it in the candle flame. Once the tip of your knife is hot it easily makes a hole in the chocolate without cracking the delicate egg shell.
Next you need to leave the Egg in the fridge for a while to let the chocolate go hard again. Take lengths of gift wrap ribbon and threat through the holes that you made in the chocolate to create a 'bikini top' see below. 
The holes in the two shells that are closest together thread together - they will go at the front in the center. The two ribbons through the holes at the top are to tie in a bow around the back of your neck. And the loose ribbons at the sides are to tie up around your back. Easy! 
Here we have at Chocolate Easter Egg Bra modelled by the lovely Teddy. Remember the bra can be made to fit any size, although larger eggs do effect the total price. Totally edible, fun and sticky! Made from cheap and inexpencive thin sponge type dish cloths. Cut nto whatever shap suits your mood. 
We have offered you a few merkin sugestions in the Photo Use your Merkin Pussy Shaper by simply shaving or waxing your bikini line into the shape of the pubic hairstyle, using the shaper as a stencil. Easily washes for re-use and cheap enough to make a new one for every time you trim your lady garden. 
Handy pre bent bamboo canes for extra support strength and stability. Can be used in flower beds or containers OR Cant be cut and sanded to remove sharp bits to become a naughty little spanking cane for the make of red buttocks - How Cheeky! 
in a circle around where you intend put peices of paper with sexy things written on them....such as... Botty licking Spanking session Fuck with the bottle Lick drink/sauce from You need to descide before hand if the spinner is the giver or the receiver. Then spin the bottle in the circle of naughtiness! Wherever the neck of the bottle points, is the next sexy activity of the game. And away you go, give it all you've got! 
Let it fizz and pop on damp sensative areas, and perform oral with it popping in your mouth, new fun and sexy game thats bound to make you POP! Check out the reviews of popping candy on our reviews page.   Handy tip - Why not make this toy as part of foreplay and find sexy ways of empting the bottle.   As you can see above, this lady is very happy because she has bought herself a bottle of Yakult and knows that during foreplay tonight she is going to make an exciting home made nipple sucking device.   And a close up of an end.  The chopping board rolls over the pins as you pull your lover back and forth on your cock. Nearly as good as a sex swing!       A stunning pressie for your lover!  Theres nowt thong with them! This phallic little tool is a garden dibber, used for making holes in your compost to pop your seedlings into. Sex Toy Testers thinks this tool is infact a Botty Dibber, with an ideal thrusting handle and a real cost cutting homemade anal toy.    Asda are at it again!! This time they are trying to compete with Mr. Jac Off with a descreetly disguised Bath Glove. This glove is a materbation device for the fellas, I have heard tell a large dollup of lube enhances the wank. Please send full reviews and photos to DIY@sextoytesters.co.uk  You know how with mens electric shavers the foils always break but the shaver is always fine - well, you nab the shaver before it winds up in the rubbish bin. Take the head and foils off it and your are left with the ajitator that moved the cutter. When swited on the ajitator moves back and forth very quickly, are you with me?? Its especially nice with a spot of lube on your clitty  The Cheeky little money counter slipd over your finger to give lternative sensations when fondling and during foreplay. Can be used with a friend or by yourself. See reviews to read what testers thought of this idea  Adsa claim that this naughty little toy is a soap holder - We know better! It is indeed a sex toy, a versitile one at that. Firstly it can be used as a clit stim. Either by playing with it, and rubbibg it directly onto the female intimate parts, or by popping in down the front of your knickers so that it rubs yo up as you walk (top tip! wear it on a bus ride on the back seat and fidget!) This is aslo a toy for the boys. this soft flexible plastic easily bends to form a tube that you hold in place with your hands, and shag! The beauty of holding it means you can control the tightness. This toy is easily washable and thanks to Asda and their cover story, you can leave it in the bathroom without anyone knowing what you get up to with it! We have a few of these to gve away and all you have to do is to email us and ask for one!  green 'O' are medium rings dark 'O' are large rings red lines are leather strips 2cm wide blue gits r buckles Materials needed 9X medim brass cuirtain rings 3X large brass coloured plastic cuirtain pole rings 2X vest buckles and a peice of leather/ PVC or other material with non-freying properties. measurements (these can be altered to fit whos going to be wearing it but it needs to be a loose fitting) A 48.5cm B 18cm C 20.5cm D 8cm E 19.5cm F 17cm with a 'V' shape on one end to go through the buckle G 9cm H 23cm I 48.5cm J 22.5cm K 20cm L 19cm The above measurements need to have a quanity added to allow for the strip to go through the rings and to be stitched back onto itself at the back. stitch all the strips into place using the diagram as a plan. You need a degree to get into the swine; but honnest its possible! And you have to have a lot of bottle when you are taking it to the dry cleaners. However, the real macoy costs around £40 but this one was made for £6 ......cheap tart!  
 
  have fun and let us know if you have any questions.... Here is a drilled one for extra pain! - why not paint it for added decoration :-)  step 1 Steal a curtain ring from a friends curtain rail while they're not looking step 2 run home and check for perfect fit additional info - try for brass rings for a touch of class or wood for homely feel  
Male Harness Give him a nice little surprise with this home made man harness!!! Materials: 24 inches of silky red narrow ribbon (or any other colour but red is festive) X2 toggles with buttons (as seen on draw strings on coats, fleaces etc, these are obtainable from haberdasheries) How To Make: Fold the ribbon in half so that the two end are together, and threat the two toggles onto the ribbon, thus forming two loops to insert the tackle into. The toggles can then be slid up the ribbon closing the loops up to ensure a snug fit. A perfect sausy Valentine's accessory!
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