Harvest Festival
You may think it strange to be celebrating the Harvest Festival on a sex toy site but actually the two can be connected.
Harvest festivals are traditionally held on or near the Sunday of the Harvest Moon. This moon is the full moon which falls in the month of September, at or around the time of the Autumnal Equinox. This is the time when farmers traditionaly harvested their crops and Saxon farmers offered the first cut sheaf of corn to one of their gods of fertility. Ok that is a bit of a loose connection.
but...
The saxon farmers offered the first cut sheaf of corn to safeguard a good harvest the following year. And so Sex Toy Testers is celebrating harvest time and giving thanks to the wonderful companies who sponsored STT and safeguarding a good harvest of sex toys for the future.
Also did you know about all the tasty food stuff thats available in the sex toy business? Some of them would not look out of place in amongst a church harvest collection.
Crazy Rocks popping candy Reviewed by Primadonna
Sponsored by VillageSweetShop.com
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
First impression was 'Yum!' - I love popping candy. Then I looked at the DIY page and thought 'Ummm... not so sure about that.' - the potential for yeast infection with all that sugar seems very high to me.
What was the item like in action?
In the interests of science I tried it out. To feel anything happening, it needs to be very wet to make the fizzy feeling. A couple of bigger 'pops' felt rather nice, but they didn't seem to happen that often. It felt tingly over my clitoris but didn't really build to anything else.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Not particularly. If not wet enough, some of the pieces of candy adhere to the skin around the clitoris. Which isn't very sexy! I'm not really into 'food play' anyway so maybe it would be more suited to people who like the 'whipped cream and chocolate' side of sex.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
I mentioned it to a couple of friends to see how they would react. One thought it sounded pretty hot, the other just wrinkled up their nose and, like me, thought of the potential for yeast infection.
Any other comments?
You would probably need a few packets if you were going to use it on eachother - at least a couple of packets just to eat, as it's scrummy, and then probably a packet each as there's not much more than a couple of mouthfuls there, and for the full effect, a mouthful is needed
How could this item be improved upon?
I don't think the actual candy could be improved - fewer E-numbers and colourings perhaps, as I was high as a kite after playing with it!
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Probably.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Take a gulp from a glass of fizzy juice/wine and a gobful of candy... Just put down lots of towels as it's not a clean playtime!
How would you rate this item out of 5?4.5/5 for taste
2.5/5 for useage in a sexual context.
Banana Flavour Durex Reviewed by Jill Sweetpea
Sponsored by Pharmacy2U.co.uk
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
I assumed it would do its job as it was made by Durex, a company to trust
What was the item like in action?
Well, not sure why banana flavour. I guess if you were not in a relationship you might want to use it in oral sex, But all we use them for is to stop me getting preggers! I am assuming it worked lol
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Not really. Its a condom
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Made us laugh because it was sent as a harvest festival item
Any other comments?
no, difficult to review this one, as a condom is not a toy!
How could this item be improved upon?
not really
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
No Comment Given
How would you rate this item out of 5?5
Motion Lotion Reviewed by caza72
Sponsored by Pleasure-Toyz.com
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
i was a excited about the product, and what effect it could have
What was the item like in action?
i didnt like the burning sensation it caused, it was very uncomfortable for both me and my partner
Did the item make you feel sexy?
to be honest it made me want to wash it off as soon as the burning sensation started, no it didnt make me feel sexy
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
the motion lotion may be suitable for other couples but we personaly thought it was a bit odd
Any other comments?
the packaging was nice, i expected a very different experience with it though.
How could this item be improved upon?
leave out the chilli's lol
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No Comment Given
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
i dont recomend using it if you have over sensitve parts
How would you rate this item out of 5?1
Mint Flavoured Durex Reviewed by Littletulip
Sponsored by Pharmacy2U.co.uk
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
Well, it looked like a condom so I expected it to perform like a regular condom would! I have to say that the very bright green colour didn't really do much to heighten my enthusiasm at first.
What was the item like in action?
I was right about the colour! Once on the penis, it made it look a slight pukey green colour, not terribly appetising! However, what I didn't initially realise was that the condom is flavoured. Having tried flavoured condoms in the past, I have found that they do little to disguise that horrible latexy taste and always leave you with a bitter aftertaste in the mouth. So, edging my lips nervously towards it didn't do much for my husband's libido it has to be said. I am delighted to report however that it was actually very nice! The flavour was minty, but tasted more like mint chocolate than make-you-gag toothpaste minty. Yum! I took quite a liking to it and didn't have any sort of latexy/rubbery tastes at any point whilst using, which allowed me to enjoy it and get quite enthusiastic about my task. Much to the delight of my husband who was still trying to get over the colour...but it didn't take long for him to forget about it!
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Because I actually enjoyed the taste and found it pleasant, I was somewhat enthusiastic in my ministrations which certainly made my husband feel sexy. Does that count?
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
My husband didn't like the colour much and I think on the whole it was a more pleasurable experience for myself than him since he didn't get to taste it and prefers his BJs without condoms! However, having told my sister about it, she wanted to know where she could buy them, so there must be a market for them.
Any other comments?
As far as flavoured condoms go, I think this has to be the best in terms of realistic flavours with no horrid aftertaste.
How could this item be improved upon?
A nicer colour would be good!
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes, specifically to my mint-loving friend!
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Um, try it with chocolate sauce?
How would you rate this item out of 5?4
Thelmas Grapes Reviewed by Anon
Sponsored by SexToys.co.uk
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
They looked smooth tho rather large, but they slipped inside easily with some lube (and thankfully slipped out easily too afterwards)
What was the item like in action?
I found them mmmmm very pleasurable and they made my vagina tingly
Did the item make you feel sexy?
O yes, I'll be using them again soon.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
They helped to stimulate the vagina
Any other comments?
No Comment Given
How could this item be improved upon?
I myself, would prefer it if they had more of a buzz! So more vibration needed !!
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes definitely
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Best used with lube unless extremely wet
How would you rate this item out of 5?4
Orange Flavoured Durex Reviewed by Anon
Sponsored by Pharmacy2U.co.uk
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
It was a Durex, therefore, should be strong enough to take any sort of
action.
What was the item like in action?
Well for a bit of variety, we used your
DIY tips, and, created and Ice Cock Dildo.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Neither, not unsexy nor sexy.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Certainly got me ready for action.
Any other comments?
I understand why flavoured condoms, but, seriously, who
actually uses them????
How could this item be improved upon?
If this was used by gay men, I presume
that a beer flavoured version, might be appropriate.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
See no reason not to.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
If your going to fill
the condom and freeze, don't overfill and make sure it freezes on a flat
surface, otherwise, you'll get "ridges"
How would you rate this item out of 5?2
Crazy Rocks Popping Candy Reviewed by Anon
Sponsored by VillageSweetShop.com
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
I THOUGHT IT AN UNUSUAL SORT OF PRODUCT BUT WAS KEEN TO TRY IT OUT. IT WAS INSIDE A LONG NARROW WRAPPER SO WAS UNABLE TO SEE CONTENTS UNTIL I OPENED IT ON THE DAY OF TESTING, ALTHO WHEN SHAKEN I COULD HEAR THE GRAINY BITS INSIDE
What was the item like in action?
WHEN I PUT SOME OF THE GRANUALS ONTO MY TONGUE THEY BEGAN TO POP AND CRACKLE ON MY TONGUE MAKING ME GIGGLE ... THEN WHEN I BEGAN TO SUCK MY MY PARTNER'S COCK, THE EFFECT MADE HIM TINGLE AND STIMULATED HIM INTO A VERY HARD ERECTION. WHEN HE TRIED IT WITH ME --- I BECAME VERY TURNED ON
Did the item make you feel sexy?
IT MADE ME GIGGLE, BUT YES WE BOTH ENJOYED TRYING IT OUT
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
IT STIMULATED BOTH OF US - JUST WISH THE PACKET HAD BEEN BIGGER!!
Any other comments?
HAVE YOU GOT ANOTHER ONE SAME FLAVOUR PLEASE????? HEHE
How could this item be improved upon?
BIGGER PACKETS AND MORE POPPING CANDY !!!
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
O YES DEFINITELY!!!!!!!
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
BEST TO BEGIN USING IMMEDIATELY BEFORE THE POPPING CANDY MELTS.
How would you rate this item out of 5?5
Crazy Rocks Popping Candy Reviewed by Anon
Sponsored by VillageSweetShop.com
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
Remembered this
as a kid, so didn't particulary do anything for me, as it brought back
childhood memories. Didn't know how it was going to perform.
What was the item like in action?
Worked very well for both my husband and myself
Did the item make you feel sexy?
Yes, once things started 'popping'
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Very positive, and, we'll be lookin in sweet shops to find these again.
Any other comments?
None.
How could this item be improved upon?
Different flavour, as strawberry isn't everybody's 'cup of tea'
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Have a good shower afterwards.
How would you rate this item out of 5?3
Banana Flavoured Durex Reviewed by Lubyloo
Sponsored by Pharmacy2U.co.uk
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
I felt giggly and sniffed the packet, of course i couldn't smell anything, I was really keen to see how the little yellow thing tasted. Wouldn't it be great if cocks tasted like banana lolly pops without the help of flavoured johnnies :)
What was the item like in action?
In action well it performed as you would expect a condom too and it filled the air with its fruity smell but I didn't think the flavour was very strong and sucking rubber isnt overly nice
Did the item make you feel sexy?
It made me giggle, it made him feel sexy, maybe he had images of me ravashing his tasty banana as if I was starving and this had been the first thing I had eatern.
He was keen to get it off and be sucked naked
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
It was a giggle - and although a little inapropiate, I couldn't resist calling him banana man
Any other comments?
I think flavoured condoms are a great giggle, just for a change. I think also they help to make the putting on and wearing of condoms a little more fun and sexy. I think they are also brilliant for people who can't bring themselves to suck cock for whatever reason, because it provides a barrier and it doesn't taste like chewing on an elastic band
How could this item be improved upon?
Stronger taste please
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes I would
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Ride him wearing it and then ask if he can taste it, if he says no tell him the taste is further up and that he tongue has to go deeper! What a brilliant scam, you could have him down there for hours! Wish I had thought of this whilst testing
How would you rate this item out of 5?3
Strawberry Flavoured Durex Reviewed by Anon
Sponsored by Pharmacy2U.co.uk
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
i thought a condom!!!! i don't use them, as i am in a longterm relationship, then i realised it was a flavoured condom, so i thought hmmmmm never tried one of those before.
What was the item like in action?
Not really keen on condoms really, don't feel the same, the taste of the strawberry was ok, better than the plain condoms anyway.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
It made me giggle, it made him no
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
No Comment Given
Any other comments?
took it of half way through , and carried on and had a gr8 shag :)
How could this item be improved upon?
ribbed, erm....... lol
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
yes
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
no
How would you rate this item out of 5?3
Strawberry Flavoured Durex Reviewed by codgie2001uk
Sponsored by Pharmacy2U.co.uk
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
just a normal condom in a half clear packet..but it was red .no mention on the packet that it was strwberry or if it was a safe or fun condom although i'd guess it was safe
What was the item like in action?
smelled good but was not ribbed or anything so nothing special.. A little on the small side and although it smelled of strawberry it didn't realy taste of anything
Did the item make you feel sexy?
As much as a condom can but was fun having it put on.
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
fun to play around with
Any other comments?
could have tasted of strawberry but not sure if it was meant to
How could this item be improved upon?
add a few ribs or some sort of texture
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
yes
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
it goes on the penis !!
How would you rate this item out of 5?3
Thelmas Grapes Reviewed by MLonghurst
Sponsored by SexToys.co.uk
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
Wasn’t so sure about this toy…..D’s comment ‘they are way too big, they won’t fit, they look uncomfortable
What was the item like in action?
Well…they fitted J. After lots of playing D was relaxed enough for them to slip in, once in we continued watching one of our favourite erotic films and each time we got to a bit that turned D on…..I increased and decreased the speed 'I had the controls'….multiple orgasms were had.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
No
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
We both enjoyed them, D enjoyed the sensations 'and the orgasms' and I enjoyed being in control of the control…..increasing and decreasing the speed.
Any other comments?
You need to be relaxed to use this one properly, and then once in make sure they are in the right spot…to hit the spot!
How could this item be improved upon?
A little smaller perhaps, and maybe the second ball on a longer cord so that one would fit anally at the same time.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
possibly
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Relax, get comfortable and make sure they are in the right place.
How would you rate this item out of 5?3
Strawberry Motion Lotion Reviewed by codgie2001uk
Sponsored by Pleasure-Toyz.com
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
It comes in a neat little jar but the instructions are printed a little small. Once opened it looked and smelt good.
What was the item like in action?
The lotion was fine to use for massaging and made us both smell realy good. But once you get some on your genitals it burns like having deep heat on you. It says that it taste's good but after that we didn't fancy trying to lick it.
Did the item make you feel sexy?
not realy but the smell was nice
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
not much other than running to wash it of our genitals 'clitoris and penis'
Any other comments?
Not realy a product to get us excited but may work for some people but be warned it can be hot
How could this item be improved upon?
more readable instructions
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
not realy
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
No
How would you rate this item out of 5?1
Crazy Rocks popping candy Reviewed by Littletulip
Sponsored by VillageSweetShop.com
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
Well, I didn't realise it was from Sex Toy Testers at all at first! When I received it, I sent a text to my friend and asked her if she sent it to me as we both love pink and she has a habit of sending me pink things through the post - even pink chocolate biscuits, so to me it was obviously her! Luckily, she reviews on this site too 'Primadonna' and she set me straight. Immediately my next question was 'what on earth am I supposed to do with that?!' and she pointed me to the D.I.Y section on the site. So that was a good giggle before I even started!
I was very apprehensive about the idea for the same reasons as Primadonna, but willing to give it a whirl!
What was the item like in action?
After having read Primadonna's review, I could not believe she had actually put the stuff on her clit! So I called her to check, and sure enough she had - bit of a mad woman...
Anyways, decided to steer clear of that and tried it whilst performing oral on my husband instead.
The popping wasn't really big enough to cause any great sensation, but like the other reviewers I felt this was because there wasn't really enough of it. Luckily my husband is a space dust addict and we had a couple of packets of Fizz Wizz in the house so we put them together to really test this properly! 'Fizz Wizz is pretty much the same thing as this popping candy which was formerly known as space dust in the 70's - or so my husband tells me!'
With two packets in the mouth at once, performing good oral is difficult and a bit gaggy, and I did worry about potential choking incidents.
However, two packets did have what we thought was the desired effect!
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
Despite the initial stickiness, I think the popping effect is an interesting sensation on the penis if my husband's reactions are anything to go by. There was a fair amount of moaning, unless it was moaning in an unpleasant way, I'm not entirely sure now I think back!
For me I found it very sweet which was nice for a change, but a bit too sickly after a while, and it did make me gag. Much brushing of teeth required afterwards.
Any other comments?
This really wasn't for us. It was just too sticky and afterwards my hubby found it itchy. Though for the adventurous out there who like to make up their own household-to-bedroom games it's worth a try!
How could this item be improved upon?
Nothing really to improve on sweeties other than it's a bit too sweet really, but we thought it a vast improvement to combine it with a fizzy drink, but on the whole, the better parts of this experience still didn't out way the negative points for us.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
No.
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
Having read Primadonna's tip for mixing it, we got some champagne out and gave that a go which was indeed,as she said, interesting! For some reason it causes the popping bits to really explode in the mouth which my husband absolutely loved and it wasn't altogether an unpleasant sensation in my mouth either. The nice thing about mixing with the champagne is that it does balance out the sweetness of the candy and makes it a bit more bareable. So, would definitely recommend giving this a go once!
For those of you who tried it with one packet and enjoyed it, do give it a go with a couple of packets as it is competely different.
How would you rate this item out of 5?2
Crazy Rocks popping candy Reviewed by Anon
Sponsored by VillageSweetShop.com
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
I had to laugh. However there is that lust dust which i assume works in the same way so i thought it mite be rather exciting.
What was the item like in action?
Well I pulled the candy out of the naughty box midway during a romp with my lover.
I planned on doing it to him, so i ripped open the packet and put half the packet into my mouth - I thought if I was thrifty I could see some action too. As soon as the candy touched my tongue it started popping. I had forgotton how it felt - it really tickled and I thought wow hes in for a great time.
I would like to mention that it is very difficult to get a cock in your mouth with all that popping going on!
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
He wasnt overly keen on me popping on the end of his cock. It did make a mess lol, and in the morning during my bath, my hair was popping, that was nice really because it reminded me of the rest of the dirty sex session.
Any other comments?
I stopped as soon as my lover showed he didn't enjoy it, but after consideration, I bet he would like his balls licked and popped on. I am going to get some more space dust to check this theory.
How could this item be improved upon?
I don't know. It would be interesting to compear this 'homemade sextoy' against the real thing, lust dust.
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
Yes I woud my mates are barking, I'd encourage them to do anything daft
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
The 'on the balls thing', hey wonder if you could play a tune with it like you can with your mouth if you filled your pussy?
How would you rate this item out of 5?3
Crazy Rocks popping candy Reviewed by Anon
Sponsored by VillageSweetShop.com
What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?
omg who's sending me sweets, then i reliesed who it was from, then i pissed my self with laughter
What was the item like in action?
it was very sticky and messy,but funny to hear my fanny go snap crackle and pop!!!!
What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?
nothing really , just made me nice an sweet, ready 4 licking off
Any other comments?
just try it, its a right laugh lol
How could this item be improved upon?
not really, its fun, try an alka seltsa in ur fanny thats a good 1 :)
Would you recomend this item to a friend?
YES
Do you have any hot tips for useage with this item?
don't use it in the bed, best in the bathroom or kitchen lmao :S
How would you rate this item out of 5?3
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