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Anonymous & Secret valentines cards
The 14th of February, that special and romantic day dedicated to lovers and those who are in love. Flowers, cards and romantic gestures are given and received and the world becomes a woolly place of hearts, bunnies and soft violin music.
Yeah right!
Do you think that Valentines Day is about pranks on your friends? Maybe you are the friend who never receives a Valentine's card and are sick of being the one left on the shelf? Or maybe you're the shy type who has got the hots for someone but you are just too shy to do anything about it? Whatever the reason, you're going to love this idea we have come up with especially for Valentines Day.
Everyone knows where you live, right? And they know your hand writing, so the chances of you pulling off a valentine card scam are minimal. However, your friends don't know us, or our hand writing, and the postmark on the envelope will say Swindon, (Not great for fellow Swindonians but you are a small minority)
For a small fee, (just £4.99) we will purchase you a quality valentine card, hand write it with information that you give us. No computer printing, who would use a computer to write sweet nothings to their valentine? Then we will pop a first class stamp on it and get it in the post to arrive on or around Valentines day. (Get your order in before 12 noon on Tuesday 13th Feb) For a bit of additional fun, we can also include a thong in with card. (A clean unused one!)
Could this possibly be the perfect solution for an anonymous valentine card surprise?
All you need to do is to fill in a short form and we'll do the rest, just sit back and try not to snigger because that will just give the game away!
Please note - this service only operates within the UK
Order your secret Valentine card below...
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