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What's it all about? 
SexToyTesters is all about sexy fun and frolics, which we are sure the Easter Goddesses of mythology signifying spring and fertility; would be very pleased about us advocating.
Traditions associated with the festival survive in the Easter rabbit, a symbol of fertility, and in coloured Easter eggs, originally painted with bright colours to 
represent the sunlight of spring, and used in Easter-egg rolling contests or given as gifts. At Sex Toy Testers we still believe in this tradition and so do our sponsors. We sent out an assortment of 'Easter eggs' to our testers along with a few Easter rabbits to see if they promoted fun and frolics and new beginnings.
Easter Sex Toys
Home-made Sexy Easter Egg Delight How about a bit of home-made Easter sexiness? This edible Easter Egg bra is quick and easy to make - not to mention cheep, cheep! You will need - One chocolate Easter egg, pick one that you think will enclose your boobs when halved, a candle, a knife, and gift wrap ribbon. 
The Diagram on the right show where holes need to be made in each egg shell half. To make the hole you need to take your knife and heat it in the candle flame. Once the tip of your knife is hot it easily makes a hole in the chocolate without cracking the delicate egg shell.
Next you need to leave the Egg in the fridge for a while to let the chocolate go hard again. Take lengths of gift wrap ribbon and threat through the holes that you made in the chocolate to create a 'bikini top' see below. 
The holes in the two shells that are closest together thread together - they will go at the front in the center. The two ribbons through the holes at the top are to tie in a bow around the back of your neck. And the loose ribbons at the sides are to tie up around your back. Easy! 
Here we have at Chocolate Easter Egg Bra modelled by the lovely Teddy. Remember the bra can be made to fit any size, although larger eggs do effect the total price. Totally edible, fun and sticky! When you have made your Easter egg bra, If your brave enough send us a photo of you modelling it & we will make an Easter Egg Gallery - You don't have to show your face unless of course you want to!! Easter Yokes.... I mean Jokes We'll have you cracking up with our Easter egg Jokes. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead! What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do! How do Easter chicks stay healthy? Eggercise Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? Hareobics Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny 
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